April fool non veg jokes hindi girlfriend boss gf boyfriends wife husband message msg sms shayari line dialoge 140 character

April fool non veg jokes hindi girlfriend boss gf boyfriends wife husband 140 character:

 

1. Poliiice:Tummnee apnee boyfriend ko kyyyyuu marrra?
Girllll:sala kami*naa neee bedd pe girrraya, Brrra utttari.

phirrr undddderwaare utttari.

phirrr tannng uthhhhai.

Cond*m pehnaaa Orhhh fir harrrami bolllla APRIL FOOL.

 

 

 

 

 

2.Ladddy to Doctttor: sir, merrre pattti kaaa nasssbandddi karrdo.
Doctor.- kyuuuu.?
Laaady- kyyya karrrru, Mujhhhe 6thwa maahina challll raaaha hai,
Gharrr mee merrri behen kaaa 2sra mahinnna,
Kammmmwali ka tisraaa mahina.
Hamarrri prosan 4ths , Kal hii hamarrri kuttttiya nee bhi ulttti ki,
Doctor- Tummmmara patttti kaaaha hai.?
Ladddy- Wohhh dekhooo, Hassss Haass Kee paddh raha.

 

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April fool non veg jokes hindi:

3. bhakkt-‘Baaba jii Chu**t orh Chu**tiyyya mee kyyya annttar hai?
BABA ji-Jo aaddmi kooo pagggal karrr deee ussse chu**t keeehttte hai.
orhh Johh chu**t keee picheee paggggal hoooo jayyyye ussse Chu**tttiya kehte hai.
4.Suhhhaggrrraattt kooo ke dorannnn
Santa:terrri toh bahuttt badddi hai?
wife: gusssse see, meriii Carrr, Casssh, Jewwwellery, Ac, Frrridge vapisss karrrde.
Santa:Sorrrry, arree sorrry mmmeri lul**li hi bahuttt chhoootti hai.

 

 

 

2 Nanggggi ladkiyo nee bank luut liya.
Bahar aakkkee 1 bolllli:Chal ab kapde pehannn leee, koi pppehchan naaahi payyeeegaa.
Qkkiii kisssi bhiii kamineee nee shakkkal tohh dddekhi naahi hogggi.

 

 

April fool non veg jokes hindi:

7. Logggo nee kahaa pppyar 1 dddard haiii,
humnnnne kaha dddarrrd kabbbul hai,
logggo nee kaha isss darddd keee sattth jiii naaa paoooge,
humnnne kaaaha tummmhari jaattt ka bai*** ,ab tum hame
thoknaa sikhhhaoge.

 

 

8. Profffessor to girrl-tumhaarrra naam?
Girrrrl- jiii mohhhini.
Profff- ageee kyaaa laggggati ho.
Girlll- ji wwwhispper.
Profff- sorrrry mera matlab hai ki .. piccche kyyya laggggati ho?
Girrrl- ji sarrrrso kaaa tttel.
9.Girrrl tohh Swwwami- Muhhhjheee Bhaaavishyyya dekkkhna sikhaaao?
Swammmmi- Kapppde utttaro orhh Ghodddi baan jaoo fir.
Girrrl- Tummm mujhe cho**dnee walle ho?
Swami- Dekhhha. Dikhnnne laggga naaa bhavvvishhya.
April fool non veg jokes hindi:

 

 

11. Adhyyyatmic Se*x:
Sukhhh orh Santoshh ke biccch mee kyyya farkkk haai?
Jivaannn me apppni passsand seee thokkkkne kooo mileee.
tohhh wo hai Sukkhh.
Orhhh
family ki choice se jjjo millle.. Ussse thoknnna padde
Wo haai santosh.
12.Doctor  toh Ladyyy: Jorrrse Sanssse lijiyyye. Orh jor se sanss le. Thodi orh jor se orh lambi san le.
Lambi orh lambi sanse le. Orh fir khatarnak awaj aai.

Doctor.:Lagggttta hai apppkeee gggale mee Frrracttture hai.
Laddy: Chuppp chu *tiye, brrrrA kaaa hook ttut gaaya hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13. Jinkeee ankhoo mee asaaoo orhh hottto pee hasssi hogggi.
Jinkeee annnkhoo meee asoo orhhh hottto pee hasssi hogi,

Waahh wahhhh.

toh samajhhh lena usssski gottti Ziipppp meee fassssi hogi.

 

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