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non veg jokes in hindi language 140 wods no. 1 to 10:

non veg jokes in hindi 140 words  for girlfriend number1:

1.Ladkiii kaa maangetar mar gaya.

ladki rotte hui boli: abhi to mene kuchhh dekha bi nahi tha.
santa ne bola (hosssla dete huee):
abhi thodi derrr me body ko nehlayenge
tab dekh lenaaa. 🙂

 

non veg jokes in hindi girlfriends number 2 :

2. Laddy: ekk shampoooo please.
Shopkeepper: kyaaa dhonaaaaa hai?
Laddy: kyaaa matlabb.  kyaa dhona haiiii…. baal dhoneee hai orh kya.
Shopkper: sirr ke baal dhoneee hai toh headdd and shoulderrrs. orh panty keee baaal dhoneee hai toh panteneee lelo.

Lady: garnierrr deee bc.. Gaa*d kee baaaaal dhonne haii. 😛

 

 

 

 

Most funny non veg jokes in hindi shayari for girlfriends :

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2. Arz kiya hai

Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.

Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.)

Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.

 

Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne.

Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa.

 

 

Aaj firrrrrrrrrr.

Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne.

 

 

 

3. Arz kiya hai non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

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Jisss dinn ussse dil laaaga beethe.

Tanhaaai meee sukkkkun kiii maa chu*dwwa bethhhe.

Wo tohh so gaayi bc kisssi orh kee bistarpee.

Orh ham apnnnni hi jhattto meee aaggg laaaga beeethe. 🙂

 

 

 

 

top 3 non veg jokes of the day:

 

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fog team (perfume deo ) ki team GB Road ai.

unme se ek ne pucha.

orh anti kya chal raha hai?

 

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anti: yaha sift chu*dai chalti ahi gan*dmare. 🙂

 

 

 

 

Top 5 hindi non veg jokes – inhe jarur padhe 🙂

 

 

  1.  papu ne apni bhaBi ko jaan se kyu mara- papu ki jaan lene wali harkart.

 

 

2. non veg jokes ek doctor ka ajib sawal jo apko heran orh paresand kar dega. 🙂

 

 

 

3. nonveg jokes chu***daiii jokes 🙂 – apne risk par innn jokes ko pade:

 

 

 

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hello bhai logo  🙂 asa hai apko ye joke kaffi pasnd aye honge. apki orh se itna acha response milen eke baad. hamarei team ne ek new service star kari hia. jisme app hame apne favorise mast non veg jokes send kar sekate hai.

orh  ham apke diye jokes me se top 3 non veg jokes ninche update karnege. ( jisme apka naame orh adress hoga.

 

app chahe toh apne address chupa bhi sakte hai or dikhana chahte hai to dikha bhi sakte hai. ( iske alwa app apna mobile number, oorh orh kuch bhi show karwa sakte ho. ye optional hai.

 

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bhai logo asha hai ki apko ye non veg jokes kafi pasand aye honge. hamne apni gaan**d ka pura jor lagaya hai. apko mast mast non veg jokes dene ke liye.

 

jaise ki pako pata hai hai. yaha iss website par latest new non veg jokes in hindi ko update kya jata hai. kyuki hame purane boring jokes pasnad nhi. ase chuti**ya jokes ham kabhi post nhi karenge.

 

 

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Winter non veg joke hindi Shayari :

4.  Arz kiya hai..

 

Baithhh ke toiilet me nawabb ke jaisee..

sarddi ke mosssam mee sochhhtaa huu aiisee.

Wah wah…

 

Baithhh kee toilllet meee nawab kee jaiseee….

sarddddi ke mosamm mee sochttttaa hu aiseee.

 

Kiiiii kaaarrr toh liii hai tunee betaaa..

abb thandde paaniii see dhoyega Kaisee. 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

Betaa ( to santa): Papa, Yeee “Se*x” kyaaa hhota haai ?

Santaa ne man hi man socha ( oyee bahe*nch*od yee kaya puch liiiya beeete ne, parr bataaana tohh padegaa hi.

 

 

Kuch der baad santa apne bête se bolta hai.- Betaaa, se*x mee ham  ladki kee kapppde utarrte hai.

 

firr apaneee kapdde utarrte hai.

,fffir laddki ko passs me latee hai uskeee boo*bss dabateee hai.

fir woo hamara lun*dd chusttti hai.

 

firrr hamm uskiii gan*d meee ungalll karte ha.

 

,fffir teeel laga kee ladki ki chu*t meee lu*nd dalll kee hum la*nd anderrrr baaahhar karte hue useee cho*dte hai..

Ye hota haiii se*x.

 

Beta- papa admission  form me kya likhu.. mera se*x kya hai , male or female?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oncce a sweet Girrl assked an engineerr,

“Why wee have units to measure?

Weighttt,

Money,

Heightt,

 

Buttt nothinggg to measurrre

Love,

Lust,

Dosti,

trust,

 

Whyyy?

Whyyy?

Whyyy?

Please answer me why?

 

Theee engineerrr thoughtt for a minute.

And hold her in his arms and said.

 

 

Dekhkk lav*diii.

alreeeady mujjjhe 5 subjectts meee backkk aii hui hai.

gharrr pe sabne gaa*nd me danda de rakha hai.

abbb Tu orh dimaaggg kaaa DAAHi  mat karrr..

aur itttna hii naapneee ka maan karrrr rahaaa hai tohhh.. ye le lo*da naaap mera.

 

 

 

 

 

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Ham gaye the unko manan ke liye.

Wo kafa lage , toh hamne unko kfa hi rehne diya.

 

अर्थात: kawita ki in pankitio me kavi apni premika se keh raha hai. ma chu*da.

 

 

 

 

 

Non veg jokes shayari in hindi:

Arz kiya hai.

 

Chicken ase pakao ki kaccha na ho,

 

Wah wah.

 

Chicken ase pakao ki kacch naa ho.

 

Orh pyar ase karo ki bacchaa na ho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jaise fuli huie roti kacchhii nahhii hoti.

Wasie hi br*aa pehne wali ladki,

kabhi bachhi nahi hoti.

 

Orh jaise magar mach ke aasu kabhi

Sachhe nhi hote

Waise hi mu me lan*d lalne se bacche nhi hote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hindi non veg jokes 140 words :

 

Santa Keeee Passss 15 Inchhh Kaaa Baaada Chottta orhh Pyarrra Saaa Ghooda  Thha.

Uskeee Khaaas Dosttt Baaanta Neee Uskkko Dekhaaa orh Puchhaaa: Yaarrr Itnaaa Pyaraaa Ghoda Kaha Seee Liya?

 

Santtta: Yaarrr Vo Udhhhar Jheelll Keee Paasss Ekkk Bade Pahhhhunche Huue Baaaba Aayeee Hai orhrr Tapasyyya Karrr Rahee Hai Jo Maangoooo De Dete Hai

 

Bannnta: Wah Yaarrr Ye To Baaada Achha Haiii. me Bhi Jaakkke Kuch Manggg Lettta Huuu..

 

Santttta: Parrr Yaarrr Ek Baatttt Ka Dhayannn Raaakhna Unkooo Zarrra Oonchhha sunai deta Hai orh  Vo Sirfff Ek Hiee wish Purrri Karte Hai.

 

Banta Jaaa Pahunchaaa Baba Kee Passs orh Bolaaa: Baba Ji Mujheee Heereyyy Sse Bharrri Ek Borrrri De Do.
Baba Ne Apnne Muhh Mee Kuch Manttttar Paddde orhhh Bori Aaaaa Gaaayi Aurrr Baaaba Firrr Apni Tapaaasya Me Leen Ho Gaaaye.
Bantaaa Neee Khushi Khushi Borrri Uthayi orhhh Ghar Vapisss Aa Gayyyya Aake Jaisi Hi Ussssne Bori Khooooli To Usmeeee Kheerey Thhhhe.

Vo Rottta Hua Sannnta Ke Passss Gaya orhhh Bola: Yaar Badddi Bakcho**di Ho Gaaayi Meneee Mange To Hiiire Thheee Parrr Anderrr Seee Kheereee Nikle.

Santa Roteee Hueee: Bho*sdi Ke Tujjjhe Bolaaa Tohhh Thaa K  Baba uuncha Sunttte Hai orhhh Tujhe Kya Lagtaa Hai Ki Mee 15 Inch Kaaa Ghhhoda Manga Hogaa. 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

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4. Adult non veg joke in hindi language 140 words

Musayra chal rha tha…

Shyar sahib farmate hai.

 

Ye jo chute hai.

Ye jo chutteee hai…

Ye jo chutteee hai…

 

Tabhi ek audience me betha ladka bola: ye chute to hiss kalyug me bahut paresan kar rhi hai. Sallii milti hi nahii…

Sayari:  beth jaa bhusdi*ke.. bc pehle sun toh le.

 

Ye jo chuteee hai barsatt me …

Wo garibo ke makan hai. 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Me toh smart phone ko uss din smart manunga..

Jab me chillau ki..phone..

Kya maa chu*daa rha hai. Bossdke??

 

 

Orh phone ki awaj aye..

 

 

Ye rha takiye ki niche.

Bf download kar rah hu malik apke liye.

 

 

 

 

 

7. Meri shohrat ki bulandia ko dekhkar sab heran hai log,

Par,, kisi ne meri chu*t ki sujan nhi deki.

  • Sonny leone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

8. Kallll Cho*dnnne Ki Raattt Thi, Sab Neee Kiyyya Apnaaa Khadaaa;
Kuchh Neeee Kaaaha Merrrra Baaada, Kuchh Neee Kaaaha Ussska Baaada;
Hum Bbhhhi Waaahin Mojooddd Theeee Hum Chuppp Raaahe.
Bass Hanssss Diyeee, Jab Haam Ne Kiya Apnaaa Khadaaa…
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Fir,

 

Sabbb Nee Kahaaa: Oyeeeeee Behe*nchod, Itna Baaada… Itnaaaa Baaaada..   waaah wah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Ekkk netttaaaa jjji hospittttal kaaaa survvvey karrrrne gayee.
generrrral waaarddd meee ddddekha ek marizzzz muthh maarrr raaaha tha.
Hindi non veg jokes 140 words:

Neta ji neee hera hote hue doctor se puchha- yeeee kya hai?
Doctor ne saamjhaya- is kaaa spermmmm bahut tezi ssse bannnnta hai hourllyy nikalna jarrrruri hai.
Neta ji aggggle warddd me pahuncheee
udhar ekkk nurse mariz ka la**nd choosss rahhii thi..

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ye dekh keee neha ji fir se bole ye kya hai?

Doctorr- bimarrrri waaaahi haiii ppar yeee deluxxxe wardd hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. jokes in hindi non veg 140 words:

Boyfriend: Januuuu ttttum  morning  me Kitne Baje So Ke Uthhhti Ho?”
Girlfiend: “Apnaaa Koi Fixx Timeee Naaaahi Hai. Jab Bhi Dillll Kaaaare So Jati hu… Orhhh Jabbb Dilll Karrrre Uttth Jattti Hu..

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boy frd  (haste huee.) : nauty girl. Tumhar sbi aadte bilkul mere laaa*nd jaisi hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend :

11. Boyyy apnnni girlfriend ki mmaar raaha tha,
Achanak bolaaa:
Mujhe AIDSSSSS hai..

Girl- KYAAAA?
Boy- Ghabraooo Maaaat…
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Me mazzzak karrr raha hu,
Bas tumhari tightttt karrrrni thi..!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. SUNNY LEONEEEE coomes in COMEEDY NIGHTS KAAAPIL aand  ji me apka bahut hi bada fan hu mene apki sari filme dekhi hai. Me ek step apke sath karna chahta hua.

 

Tabhi  Sidhu saysss: Gurrrru, ……..

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Harrrr pilllla fruitttt aammm nhiii hotttta.

Harrrr sitttta ka paaati rammm nhi hottta.

Thoddddi jebbbb dhiliiiiiii karo orhh uthaoooo hotel kaaaa kharrrrchaaa.  Kyunnnki yeee wo  stepppp kartiiii he jooo khullle aam nhiiii hotaaaa.  Thokoooo taaliii..

 

 

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend 

13. Santtta Apppni Shaadi Ke Teennn Dinnn Pehle Call Girrrl Ke Paasss Se*x Keee Liye Jaaata Hai.

CallllGirl Kooo Itna Maja Aaaa Raha Thaaa Kkkke Usne Uske lan*dd Pe Chaaaaki (Bite) Kaat Liiiii.

Santa Doctorrrr Ke Paasss Gayaaa.

 

Doctor Neee Uske lan*ddddd Parrrr Patti Bandddh Ke Tapppe Lagaiii.

Aur Use Achi Tarahhhh Pacccck Karr Diyyyyya.

Jabbbb 3 Dinnn Baaddd Santaaa Ki Shaadi Huiiii Toh Wo Apni Patttttni Ke Saath Suhaagggg Raat Bannnnane Laga.

 

Tabiiii uslkki Patttni Ne Kaha.

Patni:  Lo Jii.. apke liye  Pesh Hai Ekkk Dammmm Freshhhh and  Unuseddd Yoniii.

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kammmmm Kiyaaaa Aur Vo Bola

Santaaa: Tuuu Freshhh Ki Baattt Kar Rahhiii Hai.

 

Idhaaar Hamnnne To Aajjj Takk laan**dd   Kiiiii Packinggg Bhi Naaahi Kholii.

hindi non veg jokes in hindi 140 words:

 

 

 

 

 

14. Arz kiya hai non veg shayari.

hikniii chikkkni chutttt paaaar lo*daaa fissssal gya. 🙂

Gorrrr farmaaaygaaa..

Chiknnnni chikni chu*ttt parrrr..lo*da fissssall gyaa….

Dono tatteeee .. Ghabraakar bole…

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Usssstadddd kidharrrr gggya?

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. dirty jokes in hindi language 140 words:

Parentssss Raaaat Ko S**ex Karrrr Raaahe The.
Achanakkkk Hiiii Bache Ki Neeeeend Khullll Gayiii.
Papa: Beeeeta Neend Naaahi Aa Rahi Kyaaa?

Beta:

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Jabbbbb Kisi Ki Maaaa Chu*dhhh Rahiii Ho Toh,  Bachhhheee Ko Kessse Neenddd Aaaayegiii.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Non veg shayari in hindi of the day:

ARZZZZZZZ KIYA HAI……

Jinkeeee ankhoooo meeee asooooo orhhh hoooto peee haaasi hogiii.
Jinkeee ankhoooo meeee asoo orhhh hotoooo pe haaasi hogi.

Waaaah wahhhh……

tohh samajh leeeena usssski gootii (tat*te) chain  meee fasi hogi..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Ek baarr santa ko hichki ai orh hichki ke sath asth paad bhi aya.

Santa bola: bc… yaad kane wale ne gaa*nd hi faad di.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Shadi keeee liyyye 2.5 Lakhhh nikalvane waaalo ko
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.Suhagrrrat ki CD ‘ Incommme Taxxx mee Submit karvvvvani hogi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

19. Up k eek gao me ek bahut hi gori bahu aai.

 

Ek budia boliL are ye ladki toh bahut hi gori hai.

 

Ladka: are amma ye London me rahi hai.

 

Budia : are beta ham bhi sari umar lan*doo me hi rahe hai. Par mere rang me toh koi fark nhi pada.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

20. non veg jokes in hindi language 140 words:

1 pagggal rozzzana kehhhtaaaa guulel banaungaaa orh panchhi ko marunga
5 month paaagal khane me ilaaz ke bad.
doctorrr ne puuucha ab kya karoge
Pagal neee jawab diya
shadddi
phirrrr
Suhagratrrrr
phirrr
Uskiii saaaari utarugaa.
phirrr
Blousssse
oho Phirrrrr
Bra utaruuuugaaa.
my god phirrrr.
Phhhhir kyyya Brrrra keee elassssticcc seee gulelll banaungggga orhhh panchhiii ko marrrrunga.

 

 

21. doctor anguri bhabhi se: mubarak bad ho.. app pregnant hai

 

anguri bhabhi: aa kya hai?

 

doctor : matlab ki app maa banne wali ho.

 

anguri bhabhi rote hue:  ham bode the laddu ke bhaiya se ki kam dam lagao,, kam dam lago. par hamri sunte hi nahi.

 

anguri bhabhi: wo kam dam nhi. condom hota hai.

 

bhabhi : sahi padke dhai.

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

22. Santttta Bantttta Ne Ekkk Baar Baaaank Lutttne Ka Program Banaya
Par Himmat Nahhhi Ikathi Ho Pa Rahi Thhi Bannnk Lootne Ki
Santa Bollla: “Baaaante Raat Ko Daru Pee Lenge Himmat Bad Jayegi”
Raat Ko Shhharab Pee Karrrr Dono Ghhhar Se Bahhhar Nikle
Raste Mein Ek Bannnk Dekhakr Usssske Tale Tode Aur Ander Guss Gaye
Andrrer Jaaake Dekha Bahut Saaari Lassi Kiii Bottles Padi Thhi
Santa Bolaaaa: “Yaar Ye Kya Paisi Ki Jaggggha Lassi Paaaadi Hai”
Banta: “Abbb Aa To Gayeeee Haaaai Lassi Peeeee Lete Haaai”
Lassi Peeee Keee Ghar Vaaapis Aa Gaaaye.
agle Dinnnn Suuubha Uth Ke T.V. Chaluuuuu Kuya To News Aa Rahi Thhi…
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Kal Rattttttt Ko Virya (Semen) Bank Mein Lootttt hui hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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23. Doctor:  apko kya bimari hai.

Marij:  pehle promise karo sir, ki ap hasonge nahi.

 

Doctor: ok I promise.

Marij ne apna laa*ndd dikhaya jo ki machizz ki tili ke jitan patla tha..

Doctor ko ye dekh kar hasi aa gai.

Marij: apne naa hane ka promise kiya tha..

 

 

Doctor: acha sorry.

 

Ab taklif bato kya hai?

Marij : doctor sahib , ye suj gya hai.

 

Doctor.. ha aha …ha bhag sale.

Tu aya hi hasane ke liye hai.

 

 

 

24. non veg jokes in hindi language 140 word

3.girls hotelll ke aage ek ladkaaa mooth maarrr raha tha.
Chokidar- yeee kya kar rahhe ho.
Ladka- chupp boss dke mee apni girlfriend ko bluetooth seee chod raha hu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.pappu = kal papa keee room se pray karney kiiii aawazein aa raaahi thi.

Jeeto = ye to achchiii baat hai.

Pappu = papa to chup theee unki secretary chillaaa rahi thi o god .o god.

 

5.santa ekkk din baadaa connfuse saaaaa tha aur usne banta se pucha.

Santaa = yaar teri biwi challluuu hai mujhee hamesha dekh kkke muskurati rehtiiii hai.?

Bantaa = oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin haiii. Usne mujhse suhaaagraat pe puchha tha

Kyaaa maine kabhi kisi ke saath s**x kiyaaa hai to maine terrra naam le liya tha. best funny dirty adult non veg jokes in hindi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6.ek pathan ki shaadiii ke 3 din baad uski patni bolooi maine aapse shaadi isss liye ki hai

Taaki humaare bachchee ho. Is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aayee.

 

 

 

  1. 1 girl ask to pappu = woh kyaaa hai jo cow ke paassss 4 or mere paas 2 hain.?

Pappu = legss.

Girl = woh kyaaa hai jo tumhariii paaant main hai aur meri pant me nahn hai.?

Pappu: paisa.

Girl = woh kya hai jo log din meeee karne ke bajaye raat ko bistarrr pe kartay hain.?

Pappu = neend puri karteee hai

Girl = woh kya hai jo ladki peeehli daffa karwate huye. Pain kiii wajah se roti hai?

Pappu = kaan   me chhed.

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Moral = aap bhiiii apni soch pappu ki tarhaaa saaaaf rakhe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi dirty adult joke 140 words

  1. Baaaanta road se gujarrr raaaaha tha

Achanakkk usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthayaaa orrr phir jor se chillaya.

Kamineee.

Potty bhi aseee karteeee hai jaise samosa pada ho.

 

 

  1. Teacher class me = bachho jimmedariiii peee ek sentance banao.

Santa:  madam ji agar aapke blause ke 4 me se 3 batan toot jaaye

To saari jimmedari sirf ek batan par hogi.

 

10.mom = tujheeee ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl = ladka to theekkk hai par motaaaa hai.

Mom = tv chahe 14 ka ho ya 29 ka remote 6 ka hi hota hai.

 

 

 

 

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  1. S**x is like a restaurantttt sometimes uuu get good service.

Sometimes you get bad service.

Sometimes no service.

And  many times u have to be happy with self service.

 

  1. Santa : mujhseee pangaa mat le main sherrrr ka puttar hun.

Banta : achchha yaar ye to bata ki sher ghar aaya tha ya aunti jungle gayi thi.

 

 

 

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  1. Ek din bossss apne office time se pehllle pohonch gaya waha pohonch kar.

Usne dekha kiii manageerr seecretary koo kiss kar rahaaa hai.

Boss(ghusse me) :kya main tumko ye sab karne ke liye salary deta hu?

Manager = nahin sir, ye sab to main free of cost karta hu.

 

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Nasbandi ki teamm ko dubara apne village mee dekh karrrr ek budha bola.

In logo ne connection toh pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kyaaaa handset bhi leee jayege.

 

 

 

  1. Girl to mom = mae jab bhi apneee pados wale ladkeeee ko dekhti hoon meri braaa tight ho jati hai.

Maa boli – kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi.

 

 

  1. Girl : ab bassss bhi kro raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5-30 bajjjj chuke hai

Thake nahi?

Boy : abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiyyya ab to din raattt karunga.

Kyunki mere 3000 msggg jo free hai….

 

 

 

  1. Santa = me tumhare liyee churiya laya hoon.

Maid = aap hi pehna dijiyeee.

Santa = mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein paaaaanty lekar aataaa.Non veg jokes in hindi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Santaaaa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virginnn thi.

Wajah puchne par santa bola = jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise hooo sakti hai.

 

 

 

  1. Pregnant girl se doctor ne puchaaaa = yeh kab hua?

Girl = jab mom orhhhh dad film dekhneeee gaye the. Tab mera friend gharrrr aaya tha.

Doctor = tum saath kyuuu nahin gayi.?

Girl = adult movie thi naaaa, iliye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 non veg jokes in hindi language 140 words :

19 . Teriiii sulaaa kee lu.

Yaaa bithaa keee lu.

Ya tujhee karuuu me khadaaa.

Ya phir teri jhuka jhuka ke luuuu.?

Ab tu hi baaataa kiii me teri..

.

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Photo kaise lu?

 

 

  1. Man to shopkeeper = ek white colour ka condom dena.

Shopkeeper = white hi kyun?

Man = paaadosannn ka husband guzarrr gaya hai afsossss karne jaanaaa hai.

 

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  1. Santa apni sasuraal me apni wife se = chalo s**x karte haiiii.

Wife : nahin ye mere baappp ka ghar hai.

Santa : to mere baap ka ghar chaklaa hai kyaaaaaaa. Jo roz taiiyaar ho jaati hai?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Sardar to doctorrrr- me susuu subahhh 6 baje kartaaaaa hu aurrr tatti 7 baje
    doctor- too problem kya hai?
    Sardar- neend 8 baje khulti haiiii.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Santa singh suhaagggg raat ko thand ke maare rajai meeee ghus ke so gaya….
    Biwi- meri tango k beech ek chedddd hai.
    Santa – tabhi meeee kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahiii hai.

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi 140 words:

 

  1. Nepaliii – o shaabji yee shyammm singh kaaa mobile kaha milegaaa.
    Salesman – pataaa nahi.
    Nepali – parrr address toh yahi kaa hai.
    Salesman – abe ye shyam singh nahiii samsung hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Ekkk sarddaar harrr hafte kothe par jaakar bhav poochta.
    Kothe wala – oye jaaab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to bhav kyon poochta hai?
    Sardar-mein check karrrrta hu ki biwi mahangiii to nahi pad rahi.

 

 

 

 

  1. What is the population controlllll system in bihar.
    Hum do hamareee do.
    Uske baad jitne ho saaaaare delhi bhej do.

 

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

  1. Exam meeee ek question aayaa.
    Challage kaaa 1 example likho?
    Sardar ji ne apne exam sheet khaali chhhod di aur aakhri mei likha.
    Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass kar ke dikhaa.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Sardarrrr apneeee dost se- aaj gharrr jate hi biiiiwi ki chaddi utarungaaa.
    Dost- aaaaj bade mood me lagte ho?
    Sardar- ghanta bhenchod bahut tight hai yaar.

Subah galti se biwi ki pehan li thi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Paaati bola- good night.

Patni – aise kaise good nite.

Band karoooo light

Hathyar karo tight lelo ni**le ka bite.

Karlo pu***y se fight.

Aur gira do apna birla white.

Tab hogi goodddd night.

 

 

 

 

 

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30.girl – mujheee tumhare ch***tkule bahut pasand hai..

Boy – mujhe bhi tumhare ch***t aur kule bahut pasand hai..

Rishta vahi  sochhhh naaaayi.Non veg jokes in hindi.

 

 

 

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  1. Ek netaaaa ji hospital ka survey karne gaye
    general warddd me dekha ek mariz muthhhhh maar raha tha.
    Neta ji ne hairan hote hue doctor se puchha- ye kya hai?
    Doctor ne samjhaya- is ka sperm bahut tezi se banta hai hourly nikalna jaruri hai.
    Neta ji agle ward mein pahunche
    udhar ek nurse mariz ka la**d choos rahi thi
    ye dekh ke neta fir hairan hue aur doctorrrrr se puchha- ab ye kya hai?
    Doctor- bimari waahi haiii parrrr ye deluxe ward hai.

 

 

 

 

hindi non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

  1. Boy -yaar kallll exam hai
    tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.

Mast reply from his friend –

Mera pakad kar so ja ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Ek sharabi phaaaarmacy me enter hote ke sath cheekha- 5 condom dee oye.

Dukanwalaaa- sir kuch tameezzz se baattt kr k bhi bandaaa cheez maangg sakta hai.??

Sharabi ne jeans ki zip kholi orh bola- meeeere shehzadde k liye 5 suitt dikhaayen please.

 

 

 

 

  1. Boyyy to girlll- tum ladkiyaaaaa jab susu
    karti to usme sssssssshh. Ki aawaz kyun aati hai.
    Girl said- kyun ki hamare aage.
    6 inch kaaa silencerrr nahi laga hota.

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi 140 words -nonveg jokes hindi:

  1. Boy ladki keeee saamne panttt utarkar bola-
    kya tumhare paasss aisa hai?
    Girl panti utarkar boli-
    jinke paasss aisi hoti hai unke paas inki
    koi kami nahi hoti.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Boy- chalooo dayyyy night match khellllte hai.
    Girl- nahi 3 din ke baaaad.
    Boy- why?
    Girl- pitch abhi gili haii. Tum chaho to
    wollyboll kheeellll sakte ho.

 

 

 

 

  1. Santa ki wifeeee tours and travels
    magazine padhte huye-
    is baar second honeymoon ke liye
    greece kaisa rahega?

Santa- kyon?
Tel mein kya kharabi hai.

 

 

 

dirty non veg joke in hindi language 140 words:

  1. Biwi- mere paassss proofff hai ki tumhaara
    chakkarrr padosan ke saath hai.
    Pati- kya proof hai?
    Biwi- uska pati kal raattt tumhaari
    underwear pahan karrr aaya thaa.

 

 

 

 

  1. Doctor- apke patiiiii ko bhut kamjori hai
    rozana doodh dijiye.

Lady- rozzz deti hun doctor saab
lekin ye dabateee jyada hai orh peete
kam hai.

 

 

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  1. Meeene mere dosttt mr. Chatwani ko
    phone kiya
    uski wife ne uthaaaayyyya
    maine kaat diyaa.

Ab aap hi batao me uski wife se
kaise puchta chatwani hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Suhagratt ko husband-
    kuch karne kiiii ejaazattt hai.?
    Dulhan shrmateee hue- hamne to kabhi
    gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiyaaa
    ab aap toh fir bhi apnnneeee hai.

 

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  1. Girl- baba meraaaa boyfrnd kab
    sudhrega?
    Baba- use layiii ho?
    Girl- nahi wo ghar par hai.
    Baba- ok apni braaaa utaro.
    Girl- kyu?
    Baba- uske hatho kiiiii lakeereeeeeee dekhni
    hai.

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Duniya keeee saaaare bacheee strikeee pe hai?
    Unka kehnaaa hai ki huggies ki add mein
    hume nangaaa dikhaya jata hai.
    Toh phir stayyyyy-free ki add mein kyo
    nahi??

 

 

 

 

 

hindi non veg jokes:

dirty non veg joke in hindi language 140 words:

  1. Loverrrrr- darling tum chaddi kyo nahi
    pahenti?

 

Laaady- mere apne husband ko maine
vachan de rakha hai. Ki
usske alaaaaaawa kisi keee bhi samne chaddi
nahi utaarungi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Teacher- whats ur name?
    Boy- hola.
    Teacher- ye kaisa naam hai?
    Boy- mai holi ke dinnn paida hua tha
    na.

Teacher- thnx god
ye lodi ke din nahiii paida hua.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Boy to a doctor- my gf is pregnant but i used protection.

Doctor- ek kahani sunooo.

Ek shikari ek din gunnnnnn ki jagah umbrella le gaya.

Achanak lion samne aayaaa toh usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya.

Lion wahi mar gaya.

Boy- ghantaaaaaaa.

Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi.

Doctor- exactly. best Non veg jokes in hindi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jokes in hindi non veg hindi jokes:

  1. Strange facts
  2. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad peeeet me pahuchta hai.
  3. Insani baallll 3kg tak wazan uthaaaa sakta hai
  4. Har mard k la**d ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.
  5. Aurte mardo se zyada palkeeee jhapkati hain.
  6. Aur tera dhyannnn abhi tak anguthe pe hi hai.

Naap le bhai.

Pehle tu la**d hi naap le facts ki maaaa ki ch**t.

Msg pasand aya ho to thokoooo like.

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  1. Men will be men-

Nipple mila. Chusna shuruuuu

Dewaar mili. Mutna shuruu…

Zuban fisli. Maa-behan shuru.

Gaand mili. Ungliiii shuru..

Fokat ki mili. Pina shuru..

La**d haath aaya. Hilana shuru..

Char dost mile. Gand*masti shururu.

 

 

Ladki mili ch**dai ki planning shuru.

Aisa msg mila. Fwrd karna shuru.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Pappu- oyee item kya haaaaal hai
    tera.
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    Girl- jo terrrri behen ka hai.
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    Pappu- achha matlab ki tuuu bhi
    pregnent hai. ??

50.wife- ji apkkkko mujh me kya achha lagta
hai meri samajhdari ya meriiii beauty.
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Husband- mujhe toh yehhh tumhari mazakkk
karne kiii aadattt
bahut achi lagtttti hai.

 

 

 

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hindi non veg jokes shayari:

  1. Faddu bizati
    boy to girl- koi aisi bat kaho
    jismei dukh bhi ho or khushi bhi.
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    Girl- i love u bhaiiii.

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Boy-me aapke passss so jaau?
    Nurse-so jaaooo.
    Boy-me aapkeee pet me ungliii karu?
    Nurse-karooo.
    Thodi der baad.
    Nurse-ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ye pet nahi hai.
    Boy-ye ungli bhi nahi hai.

53.boys best rule for success is that..
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Apniii zindagi meee koi kaam karneee se pehleeee. Hameshaaaa kisi ladki se mashwaraaa kar lo.

Woo jo mashwaraaaa de uss kaaa ulta karoooo kamyabi tumhare qadammm choome gi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

English teacherr-

aajjj sab komy besttt friend parrr 10 line likhni he.
Thodi der baad 1 student ne uthkar puchhaa.

Madam bho*sdike ko english me kyaa kehte hai..?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jaiiisaa Kiii Kalll  Aapnee Paaada Kiiii Teachhher Kee Puchne Peee Pappuuu Neee Bataya Ki Bhagwannnn Ji Kabbb Khushhh Hotee Hai.

 

Teacherrr Is Jawabbbb Ko Sunkarrrr  Khamoshhhh Ho Gaaayi orhh Sochaaa Ki Pappuuu Kaaa Dimagaa  Jyadaaa Hi Kharabbbb Haaai Ise  Sabakkkkk Sikhaaayaaa Jaye.

non veg jokes hindi for girlfriend

To UsneeePucha: Chal Abbb Yeee Baaata Kiiii Bhagggwaaan Sabseee  Jyadaaa Dukhiii  Kab Hoteee Hai?”

 

Pappu Bhiii  Apnaaa Akhrrrir  Pappuuu  Thhhha Usnee  Jawwwab Diiiya

 

Pappu: jab koi ladki bina shaadi ke pregnant ho jati hai. ohr baghwan ko bolti hai. ki hai bagwan ye tune kya kar diya.?

 

 

 

 

3 Sadhhhu 3 Chaaatayi Keee Uppper Beethe Thhee.

1Aaaadmi Nee Ek Baade Saddhu se Puucha.

Baba ji…Laaadkiya Cho*t Naahi Detttti Kyaaa Karrru?”

 

Bada Saaadhu Chhhote Saddhu See: Oye, Ekkk orhh  Chaattayi  Laaga Bhaiii kee Liyyee, Aaajj Seee Ye Bhiii Hamaare Saath Haii.

 

 

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Wife: tum muje rani kyu bolte ho?

Husaban: kyuki nokraniii bada sabd hai.

Wife (gusse se): tumhe pata hai me tumhe jaan kyu botiii ho?

Husband: nahi pata, batao jara.

Wife: kyuki janwar sabd bada hai bolne me isliye sifffff jaaan bolti hu.

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Santa Ekkkkk Dinnnn Badaaaa Confusssse Saaaa Thhaaa orhh Usneee Baaanta Seee Puchhhha.
Santa: Yaarrr Teeeri Biiiiwi Chaaalu Haiii. Mujheee Hammmesha Dekhhh Keee Muskurrrrati Reehtiii Haaai?
Bantttta: Oyeee Nahiii Yaarrrr.. Esssa Kuchhh Naaahi Haiii. Usssne Mujhseee Suhagraattt Peee Puchhaaa Thaaa Kyaaa Mennne Kabhiii Kisiii Kee se*x kiya hia. Toh mene tera naam bol diya tha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ekkkk Employeeee Kooo Jobbb Seee Nikaleee Jaaane Parrr Wo Rojjj Bossss Ke Gharr Ke Samne Pottty Karkkke Chala Jattta. . Firr 1 Din Bosss Ne Puchhha What Thee Helll ..Tu Rojjj Aisssa Kyu Kartttta Hai? .

Employee – Abbbye Shaaane Tujjje Dikhanaaa Chahtttta Hu. Ki Teeeri Nokrrri Ke Binnnna Bhukhaaa Nai Marrr Rahaaa.

 

 

nonveg hindi jokes gande dirty:

Sarkar dhund dhund kar sirff kale dhan walo ko hi pakadd rahi hai….

Kale lan*d wale tention nhi le.

 

 

 

 

 

 

adult non veg joke in hindi language 140 words:

  1. Shadi keee agleee din dulhannn kiii saheliii dulhannn se puchti hai
    saheli- kallll raat ko teeere saath kya hua?
    Dulhan- kuch nahi huaaa yaarrrrr.
    Saheli- areee bata naaa sharmaaa kyu rahi haiii.
    Dulhan- pehle unhone meri chunniiii utar kar khunti par tangi. Phir meri kameejjj orh salwarrrr utar kar khunti par tangiii.Saheli- phir kya huaaa?
    Dulhan- phir achanak khunti tootttt gayi orh.
    Saheli- orh kya?
    Dulhan- orh woh subha takkkk khunti lagateee rahee. hindi non veg jokes

 

non veg jokes hindi for girlfriend

eetaaa Apni  Shaaadi See Pehllle Apniii  Sahelii Geetttta Ssse Puchhttti Hai.

Seetaaa: geeta , Kya Tujheee Pattta Haiii Ki Raattt orh Suhaaggraat Meee Kyaaa Farakkk  Hota Haiii?”

Geetaaa: suhaaaggraat Mee Hummm Sirfffff Pati Ke  sssaath Ssso Saktttte Haai Jabbb Ki Raaaat Me Yeeee Jaroorrri Nahi  Hotaaa hai.

 

 

 

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Santa Banttta Appni Chaaatt Pee Betthe Huee Thhe Kooi Kaaaam DhandddaNahi Thhaaa.

Achanak Saaantaa Bolaaa: oye banta. Mujhee Jadaau  Aata  Haiiiiii. Dekhna Haia tuhje?

Banta: SaaachhiYaaaar.. Dikhaayega.

Santttaaa: Apnnni Peeent Utarrrr orh JhukJaaa.

Bantaaa: Achhaa, Ab?

Santa: “Tujhee  Apnii Gaand Me Meriii Ungliii  Mehsos Hooo Rahhhi Haii?”

Banta: “HaanYaarrrr.

Santa: Apneee Dono Haattth Uperrr  Uthaaa Kee Uskoo Kehta Hai.

Dekha ka jadu.. Dekh Mere Dono Haath Tohh Uperrr Hai.

 

non veg shayari hindi:

Haar Raattt unkooo yaaaad karrke sssota haii yee dilll

Hr raattt unkeee yaadd meee kuch Gunnnguna k sottta ha ye dil

 

Haar raatttt palkke Bheego k sota ha ye dil

Haaar raat unke Tasveerrr seene se Laggga k sota ha ye dil .

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Paa Lunggga unki Chu*t kbaahi na kaaabhi

baaas yehi Sapppne Sanjooo kee hiiila leeeta hai yee dil…..

 

 

 

 

 

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Boss ka hua parda fass non veg joke in hindi language:
Kalll merrra Birthday tttha.

Merrri Biiiwi Baaachcho neee mujhhhe wish
nhi kiaa..

Maiii officeee gayyya kisi ne bhii muje wish nhi kiaaa….

Mai apne cabin meeei gaaaya Meri
Secretaaary Romantttic style mee boli
ki Happy Bday sir, my sweet Boss.

Mmujhe bohat achchaaa laaaga Phirrr usssne mujhe apppne Flattt Paar bulaaaya
aurrr kaaaha ki aajjj mai apko bohaat khush karrrne wallli hu.

usne bola sir,:
Me 5 minutesss mee Bedroom see aati hu. tabbb tak aap excitmenttt ki tyaaari kerrr le..
Kuchhh derr baaddd wo 1 bohat badeee Cakee ke sath.  bahar aayi Uske peche merrrri Biwi, Baaachche, maaaa, baappp aurrr purra stafttf tha….
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orhh me usss Bc keee intezarrr meee Sofeyy  par Nangaaa Letttta condo*mmm chaaada rrrha tha .

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Kidd Paappu Apppni Maaaa Se Puchtaaa Hai: “Maa Meee Tumhaari Shadddi Ke Bad Hi Kyyyu Paiddda Hua?”

Maa: “Tumheee Bahhhar Aannne Ka Rasta Naaahi Malummm Thaa, Tumhhhare Daddd Ne Khoddd Khodkar Rasssta Banayaa.

 

Teachhher Neee Classss Me Studddent Seee Puchha.

Teacherrr: bbbatao Baccchoo Sab Seee Zyaaada ddard Kab Hota Hai???

Ek Ladddki Uthi orh Boli.

Ladkiiii: Ji Mammmm, Deliiivery Keee Waqqqt.

Pichhhe Seee Paaappu Khaaada Huaaa orhh Haaste Hue Bola.

Pappu: Maaaam ,, Isse Kuuuch Nahi Paaata, Issneee Kabi Tatto Pe Laatttt Naaahi Khayiii Hai.

 

 

 

mast adult non veg jokes in hindi:

 1 Ladka Orh 1 Ladki kkk Hi Bistttar Parr Soyee  Huyye The.
Ladkee Ka Se*x Kaaarne ka  Mann Huaa Usnee Ladki Se Puchaa.
Kya Ham Appna Umidwarr  Aapkeee ilaake Me Khaada Karr Sakte
Hai.

Ladki Ne Gusse Seee Maana Karrr Diya.
Ladka Palllllat Gya Orhh So Gyaaa.
Kuch Derrr Baaddd Laddki Boliii.
Kya Aappp Apnnna Umidwarrr Haaamarrre iake Meee Khadaa Karrrna
Chahte Ho?

Ladddka- Abbb Koi Jarurrrat Nhi hai. meere Umeeddwar Ne Haath Ke Saatth

 


Paati Gaaaana Gaa Rhhha Thaa.
Me Duniya Hilaaa Dunggga Teri Chahhhat Me.

Patni- Rehnnne Do Raattt Kooo Khaatiiiya Tohh Hilaaa Nhi Paattte
ho Duniyaaa Kyaaa Khaakkk Hilaaaogee.

 

 

 


Boyyy- Daddaji Appp Kya Paddh Rahe Ho?
Daddaji- Bettta Itiiiihhaas.
Boy-Yee Toh Kaamsssuttra Kiii Kitaabbb Laggg Raaahi Hai.
Dadajiii- Abe Lo*de Meere  Liye Toh Ab Ye 1 Itihhhaas Hi Hai Naa.

 

 

 

Baba Se*x  Tableeet Beeech Rhaaa Thaaa
3  gggoli Leeega 3 Feetttt Lamba.

 4 Goli Lega 4 fett lamaba hoga.

 

Pappu ne pucha -20 Gollli Leeega Toh?


Babaaa- bc, Ladki Cho*dega Yaaa barme ke liye Boriiing Khoddega.

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

ek azib non veg questions answer:
Sarrr Peee Bombbb Rakheeenge
To Peeehle Sarrr Fateeega Yaa Bombbb?

Chineeese- Sarrr Fateeega
Americannn-Pehle Bomb Fateeega.

Indian- Abeee Chu*tiyaaa Peeehle Gaa*nd
Fateeegi Gaa*nd.

Dineerr Taable Par Aaddmi Apnee Beete Se Bollla:
Bettta Gajarrr Khaa Lammmba Hogaa.

Kitttchen Seee Uskiii  bibi Boliii-  Aap Bhhhi Khaeeye Naa.

 

Safaltaaa Heeetu Chunootiyo Ke Saattth Saathh.
Chu*tiyo Seee Bhi Nipptanaaa Sikhaiyeee.
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.Yeee Chanakkkya Nee Ruffff Copppy Mee Likhaaa Thaa.

 

 

 

adult hindi non veg jokes in hindi :

ye adult non veg sms ko padkar app bahut hi jyada feel karenge. ye non veg msg app apne gf ko send kareke unse flirt kar sakte hai.

 

Teacherrrr Classss Me Pappu sse Hinddi Ka ek Muhavrra Pucchti Hai.

Teacher toh pappu batao : Pappu Bettta Surrajjj Ko Diya Dikhhhana Ka Koi Exampplle doh.

Pappppu: Madddam Yee Tohh Wahhhi Baatt Hooo Gaaayi kee Haaam Bhalllu Ko Aaapni Jhan*te Dikhaye.

 

Pappppu : Ekkk Maaanffforce dennna.
Chemmmist : Tummm toh baju wale Shaarrma jiii ke bettte ho naaa ??
Pappuuu: Unccle Menntoss deeena. 1 metos ke satho 2 Viccksss bhii de dennna gaala kharrrab hai.

bc dawwwa kaa naammm bhi thik se nahi nikal raha.non veg msg  in hindi.

ooto Meee Bethnee Ke Baaddd
Ladkiyaa Bheeddd Ko Deekh Karrr Asee reacti karti hai. orh attitude dikhati hai.

 jaise ke mano Unkkki Luxuarrrry Carr Paaanchhhar ho Gayyyi Hai.
Isliiiyeee Unhee.
otoo Seee Jaaana Paad Rhaa Hai.

Hamaarrre Yaaaha Ke Aaddmi Ladtdtey Samay pehle toh bolte hai.

Teri Maa Ki Ch**ot Tuuu Haattth Laga Karrr Bata.

Baadd Mee Bolllttta Hai.

Teri Behann Ki Cho**ot Tuneee Haathhth Kese Lagayyya.

 

 


Itnnni Hassin Dp Naaa Lagggaya Karrro Jaannneman.

Ye Dil Tohh Samjhhh Jaattta Hai.

Par Ustaad Ko Sammmjhaane Me
Haatho Ki Maa Chu*ddd Jaatttti Hai.

Addmin Ne nokari Chh*od Karrr Photto Sttate Ki
Dukkaan Khol Li.

Dosttt Ne Pucccha To Bollla- Yaarrr Dil Khuuush Ho Jaattta Hai.
Jabbb Koi Laddddki Aakkkar Kehtttti Hai.
Aageee Piccche Doono Tarrraf  se Karrrna.

Ladkaa Orh Ladddki Raatttt ko non veg Whatsapp  jokes pad rahe the. fir dthodi der baad wo whatsapp par baate karne lage.


Ladkkki- Challll Bye Mummyy Chilala Rhhhi Hai.

Ladddka- Paaapa Ko Bolll Dhirrre Dhire Kare.

 

Jesa Kiii Aap Ssab Jannte Hai Ki Paappu Hai. Toh bada naughty bachaa hamesha hindi non veg jokes padta rehatha hai.  Hameesha Ultta Siddha Sochhhtta Rahttta Hai.

1 Dinnn Ussneee Classss Meein Aaaayi Ekkkk Patttaka Madddam Seee  1 Sawwwal Puccchha.

Pappu: Maaddm Ji,  Jese Indiaaa Ko Indd orhh Pakissstan Ko Pakkk Kahteee Hai. wese hi Brazil Ko Kyaa Kaheenge?

bechari madadd .. abi tak coma me hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vakiill Paaappu Seee: Geeeeta Parrr Hattth Rakkh Kar Kasam Khaao Ki Joo Kahhoggee Sachhch Kahooge. Saacch Keee Sivvva Kucchhh Naahi Kahoogege.

Panon veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

ppu: Mee Kasssam Khattta Hu Jooo Boluuunga Saccch Bolunnnga Saaach Keee Sivvvva Kuch Naahi Bollllunga.

Vakiil: toh ye batao Jabbb Tumnnne Khiddkkki Seee Dekhaaa Ki Vo Vahssshi Darrrinda Missss Annnju Ke Kapde Faaaad Raaaha Thaaa Noch Rahhha Thaaa Jabarrrdasti Balaattttkaar Karneee Ki Kossshish Karrr Raha Thaa.

To Tummmne Saaabse Pehle Kyaa Kiyyya?

Pappu Chupppp rraha:

Vakil: ppappu Darrrne Ki Koi Baatttt Naahi Hai. Ham Tummmhare Sattth Hai Batttao Sabbbse Pehle Tumnee Kyaa Kaaara.

Pappu Sharrrmate Hue: Jiii Pahle Mu*th Maarri Firrrr Policcce Ko phon Karaa.

 

dirty non veg jokes in hindi lanuagae 140 words hindi non veg jokes sms msg: 

Teaacher  jaaab mee padddha raaahi hotti hoo tabbb tuu sir pe oilll kyu lagaattte ho??
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Paappu kyyyu ki kal raattt ko mommy papa se  bollll rahi thi kiii andddar ghusss naaahi rrraha thoda oil lgaoootoh oil lagggaao.

 

Paappu Neee Apniii Girllfriend See Puchhhha.

Pappuu: ekk 6 Inchhh Ki Cheez Haiii Jiskooo Hath Meee Pakadddte Hai Ajeebbb Sa Ehhhsas Honee Laggggta Hai. Usss Cheezzz Ka Naam Batttao?

Ladki Sharrrram Keee maarrre: Chhiiiii Kitttne Beeesharam Ho Tummm.

Pappu: Arrrre Me Tohh 500 Rupyeee Keee Nottte Kiii Baattt Karrr Raha Thaaa. Tumhaaarra Toh Dimaaggg Hiii Gaanda Hai.

 

 

Teacherrr Pappu Seee Puchhtttta Hai.

Teacherrr: Tumhaaare Paaapa Kya Karrrrte Hai?

Pappu: Srrrir Wo Rozzzz Galiya  Khaattte Ha.i

Teacher: Kya Mattttlab Hai Tumahhhhara?

Pappu: Jii sir  Wo mere papa Customerrr Carrre Exeecuttive Hai.

 

Jabbb gabbarrr peeedda huaaa tohh. paida hote hue hi  uskiii maa ne useee 10 12 thapad lagggaye.
gabbeers ke papa ne pucha kyyya baatttt hooo gayiii? kyu mar rhi ko bacche ko.
Gabber ki mom kammmbhakkkt peddda hotte hi puuuchta hai kittttne aadddmi the?

 

 

Nu*nni Chotttti Honnne Kiiii Waaajah Seee Maaaa Apppne Beeete Kooo Shaharrr Ke sabse bade Sexx Related  Doctor Kee Passs Leee kar Gaayi.

Docttor Neee Dekhnnne Kee Baaddd Maa Ko Salllah Di.

Doctorrr: Isko Rojjj Subha Nassshte Me Ekkk Apple Jarurrr Diyyya Karrro.

Agle Din Nashtttte Kiii Tabllleee Peee Baaade Sarrrre Seeeb Paddde Dekh Karrr Bachhhhe Neeee heran  Hotttte Hueee. Maaa Seee Puchha

Bachhha: Yeee Sarrre  apple Meree Liyye Hai?

Maa: Naaahi Tummm Sirfff Ekkkk Khaaao Baaki Tummharrre papa Kee Liyyye Hai.

 

non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

Paaappu ne Girlfriend se kaha: Aaaj See Me Terrri Harrr Cheezzz
Istiiimaal Karungggga.
Girrrrl: Lekiiii Wohhh Rubbeerrr Kaaa L*nnd Zarrra Ahisssta
Ahissssttta Leeena.. Bahut Baaada Hai.  Terrri G**and
Fatttt Sakkkti Hai.

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

mandallal ne ek call center me kaam karne wali ladki rupa se marrge kar li. honemoon suhagraat par madan apna lan*d tight karke aya. use ye ummid thi ki rupaa uske intezar me apni chu**t sehlaye bethi hogi. lekin rupa toh apni sughagrat par mare hue dog ki tarha padari hue thi.

 

madan: bc ye kya tohhh so rahiii hai. aaj hamari suhagrat hai jaan oth tum ase hi leti ho.

 

rupaa: Namaste bistam par apka swagat hai. englihs styple me cho*dne ke liye right bbo*bs dabaye orh hindi stype me karne k lye right badaye.  ye non veg hindi jokes of the day hai joki apko kaffi funny laga hoga.

 

 

sardiao ke liye special non veg shayari:

kisi shayar ne khub kaha hai.

 

chu**t marne ka maja tabhi ata hai galib jab.

mosan ho jade ka orh bhos*da ho bhade ka.

 

madalan me na aap dekha na paw sidha apne ustaad ko uke under piche dal diya.

 

rupa: wrong number ye amanye chunav hai.

 

Coupllle daatte parrr the.
papa neee deekh liyyya

father ne callll kiiya: bettta kaaha ho?
Bettta: Pappper deeene aayyya hu.

fater: Zarrra dhayan see dena. es papper kaa resssult aaaya tohh jaan see maarr dunnngga.

 

hindi jokes non veg shayari:

Tujhhhko dekehenge sittttare tohh Ziaaa maanggge ge
Aur Pyaassse trreri zulllfon see ghatttaa maanggge ge
Apne kanddde seee dupattta naaa sarrrakne dena
Varrrna buddddhe bhi jawwwaani kii dua e maangegege.

 

Girrl Bass bhiii karrro ab.
Boy Kuchhh naahi hottta.
Girl Kisi ne dddekh lyyiya toh?
Boy Kuchhh nahhhi hoggga. tummm sidhi rahhho ttodda kholl ke rakho.

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi language- Hindi non veg jokes 140 words:

 

girrl tto boyy-Lovve kese karrte hai

 

boy- pahlle  L ko khaaada karrrte hai

phirrr O me dubate hai.

phirrrr V mai dalttlte hai.

phirrr jabbb E awwwwaaz aaye to samjho Lovee ho gaaya.

 

 

 

Girlll:Kyyya Tummm Merrre Ashhhiq Ho. mast dirty jokes.

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Boy: Haaaa ho..

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Girl:Tohh Phirrr Mujjje channnddd taarrre duunnniya ki saarrri dauullla khussshiyyyya  do.

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Boy:Terrrra Ashhhhiq Huuu Rajniiiikanttt Kaaa Beeettta nahi.

 

 

 

Ladfdkiyooo ko Apppna DIL na deena. Dilll kee Jazzzzbattt yeee kyyyya Janeegggi?

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Binnnna Brrra ke apneee ball Tohh sambhalll nai

sakttti Humara DIL kyaa Ghan*ta Samballlegi.

 

 

 

 

Lan*d court me gya orh farrriyaaddd kiii :- Judddge saahabbb

 

me chhotttta thaaa taab khusssh tha. Thodda baaada huaaa tohh masssal masal ke merrri haalllat kharrraab karrr di gayyyi orhh jabbb me jaaawaan huaaa toh mujhe rozz anddhe kuuwe me daallla jaattta hai. jahan garmi ki

wajjjah se merrra dam ghuttt jata hai orh mujheee rozzz ulltttiyan aati hai.

orh mujheee behossshi ki haallat

me baharrr nikalaaa jaata hai. Aakkkhir mera kasoorrr kyyya hai?

Judge :- kam*ineee terrra kasoorrr yee hai ki tttu akaaddta bahhhut hai. hindi non veg jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mathhhs Teacher –

 

ramesh terrre passss 10 Lolliiipop hai..

 

3 poonam ne chussss liyaa

3 Poojjja ne

4 Prrrriya ne..

 

Tohhh terrre pas kitttne bache..

 

ramesh: Law*dda baaacha Wo app chusss lo.

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

 

Dudwala laagatar bell baja rha tha..

Bhaiiyaya kitttna DabbbaogeAb bassss bhi karrrro.

Tumssse acchaaa Toh Papeerrwaala hai.

Chuppchappp Neeeeche see Daaal Dettta hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Se*x Kee Waqttt Marrrd ki taaqattt Kaaa Annndaza Hillte Hue HIPPPS se Nahi

 

BalKKKki LADKI KEEe UchhAaltte hueee b**s  se hottta hai.

 

orhh

 

Se**x ki Shiddddattt kaaa andddazaa Marrrd keee  zor see nahi

 

Ladddki ke SHORRRR se

hotttta hai.

 

 

 

non veg hindi jokes 140 words- adult dirty  jokes in hindi:

 

Boy-Kitni kaaaali ho?

Girllll-To tumhare baap ka kyaaa jatttta hai?

Boy-Merrre baap ka agggar gaaaya hottta to kaali nhi paiddda hoti.

 

 

 

 

 

Khatarnaak gaa*liya :

 

  1. : Bc lu*nd fekkk keee marrrunga teeera sarra khanddan chu**d jayeeega boos dk ke

 

 

 

  1. puchta hai mummy log mujhe chutia chutia kyo kahte hai iski maa boli beta teri shakal hi aisi hai

 

3: Sale lun*d jaiseee mu wallle.

 

 

 

 

4: shakalll dekho saale ki jeese barrrish kee gobbbar peee ssse traacctor gujjjar gaaaya ho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pehllli Baarr chu**dai Karrrane Kee Baaddd Ladddki LU**ND kooo choom ke Boli:

Aajjj Mujjjjhe Sattttya Ka Gyaaan Ho Gaaaya

cokkee PEPSSSSI

SabBBB Baaakkkwasss

MARddd Kiii LAsssii

Hiiii Bujjjhayeee Asssli Pyyyaasss.

 

 

 

Suhagrat meee purrri koshhhish kee bawwwjuddd Lu**nd ghussssa nahi..

pati:Tujjje pehllle kisssine naaahi KIYAAAA?

patni:Terrri Bhnnn kiii ch**t

Bhoss dk Jisnnne b KIYa.

Merrri chaddddi utttaarr ke KIYAA.

 

 

 

Se*x kEE dOORran amirrr Girrrl apnee Garrrib prrremi seee: Tumhhrrra itttna baddda kaissse hai? Preeemi emotttional hottte hue: Garrribi kee karrran bachpaaan meee mere passs orhh koi khillllona nhi tha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Railway ki orh se ek warning:

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Railll Kii Patttrrri Parrr Baiiitth Karrr Pooppp Naaa Karee. Aappp Rozzzz Haattth Seee Picchwwwwada

Dhottttte Hai.

 

 

Kssisi Dinnn Picchwwwadeee Seee Haattth

Dhoo na baithe.

 

 

 

Very funny non veg jokes hindi – hindi nonveg jokes :

kammmmjor diddl waaale naaa paddhe..

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.meraa frind : Kalll merrri girlfriennnd ka birtthdaaay hai.

usske haattth me kyaaa gffifttt dddu ??

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend.

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mee: Apnaaa ddde de. Khushhh ho jayegi wo.

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Mera dost  : Mazzzzaak mattt karrr koiii baaddi cheezzz

Battta bhaii please.

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Me: Toh merrra dee de.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa Girrlfriend Told Himmm To Bringgg thee Prrrotectiton.

 

Nexttt Timmee. They Go for s*ex.

 

non veg jokes in hindi

Santa Broughttt 5 Brothersss and 5 Cousinss and  10 Hockey Stticks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mangggta hu tohh detttti naaaahi ho

Jawaab merrri baatt ka.

 

orhh dettti haiii tohhh khaaada hooo jatee hai.

Rom Rommmm jazzzbattt ke.

 

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Mu mee lenaaa tumhhhe pasandd

Nahiiii. Ekkkk bhiii qattttra sharrrrab ka..

 

 

Phirrr Kyuuu bolttti ho. kee dheerrre se

daalo Baloo mee phoolll gulaab kaaa??

 

 

 

 

Wohhhh Sotttti raaahi me karrrta raaaha

Inttttezaarrr ussske jawab ka.

 

Abbbhi ussske haattth meee rakha hi ttttha.

ke usne pakaddd liyyya Guldassssta Gulabbb ka.

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Usssne kahaaa pichhhhe seee naaahi aagggge se

Karrro.

Deedddar Merrrre husss aa shabbbbab

ka.

 

 

 

Non veg hindi jokes 140 words – dirty jokes in hindi:

Bettta Phone parr : Maaa Gudd Newss Hai.

Maa: Kya Huaa ?

Bettta:Haam 2 See 3 Ho Gaaye mom.

Maa: Ladddka Hua Yaa Ladddki. ?

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Betttta: Aapki Bahuu nee Dussssri Shadddi karlii.

 

 

 

 

 

Santa nEEe Paddosan seee Jhaggggda kartttte kartre ussski Pa*nttty mee Ungggli Daalll di.

 

Paddosan: Terrri yeee Himmatttt?

 

Santa: Tuneee hi tohhh kaha ttttha Nicheee Unggli karrr kee Baattt karrr.

 

 

 

Santa Banta ndde 1-1 ghoddda kharrrida. Dono nee sochaaa.

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ghodde mix naa ho jaye

isliye nissshani ke liye santa nee apne ghoodde ki punchhh katt di..

Unke mohalleee ke bachhe bade sharrrarti the..

Unhone Bnta kee ghoded ki bhii punch kattt di..

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santa nee fir ghode  kaa 1 kan katt diya.

baccho ne 2nd ghodee ka bhi kaan katttdiya..

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santa nee 2nd kaaan katt diya.

Bachho ne bhi 2nd kan kat diya..

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Santta ne firr apnee horse kiiii 1 tangg kattt di

baccho nee bantta ke horse ki 1 tang katttt di..

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sante neee 1 ankh fodd dii.

bachcho nee banta ke horse ki bbhiii 1

ankh fod di..

nonveg jokes

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santa ne dusrrrri ankh fod diii.  tohh baccho ne bhi banta ke ghode kib bhi dusrrri ankh fodd di..

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Preshann ho kee santa nee apnee ghode ke sarre daanttt ukhadd

Diye.

Mohalle ke bachcho nee banta ke ghode ke bbhii sarrre daant

ukhad diye..

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Enddd mee santa Banta nee millll ke DIMAAGGGG LAGGGAYA…

(jokeee abi baakkkki hai mere dostt)

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finally decide kiyaa ke

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Kaalla ghodaaa santaa ka.

orhh

Safedd ghodaaa banta ka.

 

 

 Non veg jokes in hindi 140 words- hindi non veg jokes – dirty non veg hindi jokes:

 

Zindddagi Meee Doooo Cheezzzze Sammmaj Naahi Aaayi Aajjj Takkk ki.

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Pehllli ki : Laddkiyooo Kkki Jeannns Meee Zippp Kaaa Kyaaa Kaammmm Haai?

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Doosssri : Jabbb Unkeeeke Paasss Kuch Pakkadddne Keee Liyyye hota nhi hai. toh Wo Batthrrroom Jannne Kee Baaddd Hatttth Kyuuu Dhottti Haai?

 

 

 

dirty nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

 

Gaanvvv Mee Laddke Kii Shadddi Teyy Hui Voo Apnnne Sasur Ko Bolllla.

Ladka: Sasssur Ji Mujjjjhe Daheeej Me 1 Mottor cycle Bhiii Chahiiiye.

 

 

 

Sasurrr Gusssse sse Bhhhadddakta Huuua Boltaaa hai : Boss d ke Terrre Kooo Sarrre Gaannnnv Ki Taxxxxi Deee dddi orhh Tuujjjjhe Ab Bhiiii Motorrrrcycllle Chaaahiyeee.

 

 

 

 

 

Ghorrr Kalllyug Suhagggrattt keee baad Pati apppni Pattttni seee- Arrrre khuun toh

nikkkkla hi nahi.

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Patttni- Kyaa kut**tee?? tttune andddar tiiiiiir marrra thaaa kya.. joki khun nikalenga?? :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ek nan*gi ladki ek baar me aati hai. orh waiter ko order kartihai.

 

Lakdi : ek peg lago.

Waiter: peg dekar uski orh dekhta rehata hai.

Ladki: kya kabhi nan**gi ladki dekhi nhi?

 

Waiter: are, me toh ye soch raha hu paise kaha se nikalegi.

 

 

 

 

 

gande dirty jokes in hindi for girlfriend – funny non veg jokes in hindi :

 

1 Ladddka Pepppsi Sammmmne Rakh Kee

Udddas Bethha tha .

Dost aaya Pepsi piiie gayaa orh pucha.

Puchataa hai  Yaarrr

ttttu Udddaas kyu Hai……??

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Dostt bolaa Yaarrr Aaj ka Din hi

Burrrra hai.

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Subah GF Seee Jhagggda Ho gaya

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Raste Me Carr Kharrrab Ho gayi.

0ffice Lattte Pahunccha To Boss

ne Naukkkri

Seee Nikkkkkal Diya. .

Ab Suiciiide Ke Liye Pepsi Me

Jeher  Milaya tha.

Wo Bhi boss d  ke tu Piii Gya…:

 

 

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi language – hindi non veg jokes 140 words:

KKKKehdo uuun parhne walonnn se
KKKabhi huuum bhi parhaaa kertay thayyy
JJJitna syllabuuus parhhh k wo top kertayyy hainnn
UUUtna to huuum choice peeer chor diaaa kertay thayyy…

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

AAApne mobillle ko facewashhh lagakarrr..
GGGaram pannni se dokaaar use kumkummm aur..
CCchawal lagakaaar mandir mey chadaaaa do..
KKKyu ki SMS toooh Ap karteee nahi..Toh pujaaaa karooo

 

 

 

SSSocha ta uuus bewakuf koooh bhul jayengeee
DDDek ker bbbi andeka kaaar jayengeee
PPPar jaissse he woh samneee aye woh hasiii chehraaa
SSSocha is baaaar dek le agli baaaaar bhul jayengeee……

 

 

 

AAAgar tuuum kaho to tumhareee liyeee
aaaasman se channnd taare tooorr launnn
AAAgar tuuum kaho to tumhareee liyeee
aaaasman se channnd taare torer launnn
LLLekin tuuum unka karogi kiyaaa???

 

non veg joeks hindi : nonveg jokes hindi  gande dirty jokes in hindi  for girlfriends:

 

KKKya kare in pyarrre dosto kaaa
jjjo dhirrre dhire hummme bhulaaa rahe hainnn
kKKabhi kiyyya karte the dherooo msggg
aaaj ek ek paissse apni shadddi k liye bacha raheee hain…

 

 

PPPhone ke rishttte bhi ajibbb hoteee hai.
BBBalance rakhkaaar bhi log garibbb hoteee hai
KKKhud to msssg karte nahiii haiii
MMMuft ke msssg padhne ke kitneee shauqin hoteee hai…

 

 

 

HHHum aise aaaashik hain jo gulaaab ko kamal banaaa dengeee
UUUski har adaaaa par ghazal banaa dengeee..
AAAgar wo aa jayegiii mere jindgiii me
TTTo Relianccce ki kasam Londooon me bhi Tajmahal banaaa dengeee..

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi language – non veg hindi jokes – adult jokes hindi 140 words:

 

PPPyaar Ke Geeeet Gayengeee Hummm
AAApni Ek Nayyyi Duniya Basaayengeee Hummm
JJJIn Hawaaooon Se Diya Bujhhh Gayaaa
UUUnhe Beccch Kar Philips Ke Bulbbb Layengeee Hummm…

 

 

 

JJJindagi behaaaal haiii
SSSur haaai naa taalll hai
MMMsgbox bhhhi kangalll hai
KKkya aapkkki sms factoryyy me hadtalll hai
yyyaar kuccch to bhejjjo ye meriii
mmmobile kiii zindagi kaaa sawaalll hai…

 

non veg jokes

LLLog Kehttte Hai Ki Pyaaar Ek Aisi Bimariii Hai
JJJiski Koi Dawwwa Nahi Hotiii
HHHum Kehttte Hai Bewfaiii Ek Aisi Dawaaa Hai
JJJisse Ye Bimarrri Dubara Nahiii Hotiii…

 

 

PPPyaar Ke Geeeet Gayengeee Hummm
AAApni Ek Nayyyi Duniyaaa Basaayengeee Hummm
JJJo In Hawaaooon Se Diyaaa Bujh Gayaaa
UUUnhe Beccch Kar Philippps Ke Bulb Layengeee Hummm..

 

 

hindi non veg jokes – funny jokes in hindi 140 words :

TTTeri yaad meiiin humne kalammm uthaayiii
llliya paper auuur tasveer aapkiii banaiii
SSsocha thaaa ki usko diiil se laga kaaar rakhengeee
mmmagar vo to bachhho ko draaneee ke kaammm aayi…

 

 

 

BBBadla Hai Mausaaam Aur Thannnd Ho Gayiii Haiii
AAAapko Yaaaad Kiye Binaaa Life Adhooriii Ho Gyi Haiii
KKKya Bhullla Diya Humeinnn Ya Mobileee Mein
SSSMS Pack Schemmme Hi Bannnd Ho Gyi Haiii?
PPPersonifieddd ~
PPPeople Saay To Meee
“SSSudhar Jaaao… Improvement Laooo”
HHHow To Teeell Themmm..
“TTThere’s No Scopeee 0f
IIImprovement In Perfectiooon” …

 

 

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PPPhone Ke Rishttte Bhi Badeee Ajeeb Hoteee Hain
BBBalance Rakhkaaar Bhi Looog Ajeeeeb Hote Hainnn
KKKhud To Msssg Karte Nahiii Hainnn
MMMuft Ke Msssg Padhne Ke Kitneee Shoqin Hotiii Haiii…

 

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PPPhoolo se kyyya dosti karteee hooo
PPPhool to murjhhha jaateee hai.
AAAgar dosttti karni haaai to kaanto se karooo
KKKyuki wo chubbbh kar bhi yaaaad aate haiii…

 

 

 

KKKoi ghaaam nahi magaaar dil udas haiii
TTTujh se koi rishttta nahi phiiir bhi ehsaasss hai
KKKehne ko bohuuut apnay magaaar tu ek khassss hai
ZZZyada emotionaaal na hona upeeer sub bakwasss hai…

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi- nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:

EEk baat meri samajjjh mein bilkuuul nahi aataaa hai
TTTumhari chhapalooon ki desigggn har roz badliii hui nazarrr aati haiii
SSSabhi sandaaal apne aaaap mein attractiveee hain
KKKya tumhare boyfriennnd kisi jooteee ki company ke representativeee hain…

 

 

 

IIIshq me ye anjaaam payaaa hai
hhhaath paiiir toote muuuh se khoonnn aya haiii
hhhospital pahuchhhe to nurse ne farmayaaa

 

 

 

SSSuna hai WWwo keh kaaar gaye hai ke aaab to hummm
SSSirf tumharrre khawboo maiiin hi aayengeee
KKKoi keh de unssse ki wo vada kaaar le hummm se
ZZzindagi bheeer ke liye so jayengeee…

Adult jokes hindi – gande non veg jokes hindi 140 words

 

 

RRRaatan nnnu nind na aaveee
DDDine chain naaa aavaaa
JJJad main raaab to pucheyaaa rabbaaa ki ehi pyar haiii?
RRRab ne muskarrra ke keha” Nahi betaaa Light de binaaa Sab da ehi haalll hai…

 

 

non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

JJJab tumhhhe dekhhhu my dil start flyinggg

TTTumse baaaat karne ko I keeppp tryinggg
JJJab tu duuur jaye I feeeel like cryinggg
AAArre itna maaat chad I waaas just lyinggg…

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AAAb Jaaab ghire Baadaaal Teri Yaad aayiii
JJJhoom ke barsssa Saawan Teri Yaaddd aayiii
BBBheega main lekiiin phir bhi teriii Yaad aayiii
KKKyon na aayyye teri yaaddd?
TTTune jo chatrrri ab tak nahiii lautaiii…

 

 

 

MMMat Karo Pyaaar Kisi Se Phoolooon Ki Tarahaaa
PPPhool To Paaal Mein Murjhaaa Jaateee Hain
PPPyar Karrro To Karo Kaatooon Ki Tarahaaa
JJJo Chubhnnne Ke Baad Bhhhi Yaad Aate Hainnn…

 

 

 

 

hindi non veg jokes in hindi 140 words:

 

Jawannn Ladddka Apppni Jaaawan Antti Keee Sath Scoottter Parrr Jaaa Rahaaa Thaa.
Jab Bhi Aannti Ke Boo*bs Uski Kamarrr ppar Lagggte Tohh Woww Kahttta,
Ladkaaa: Na Paaappu Naaa. Ye Aantii hai.
Ghar aaaa Kar Anti Ne Usse Pucha: Tu Kisss Pappu ssse Baateee Karr Rahhha Tha?


Ladke Ne Sharrrmate Hue Kahaa: Mera BaarBaar lo*daa Khaaada Ho Raha Thaaa To Me Isko Samjhaaa Rahhha Thaaa Ke Pappu Khadaaa ho…ye anti hai.

 


Aunti Khushhhi Seee Boli: Hat Pagggggal, Tu Pappu Kooo Na rrokkkk, Anttti Toh Mee Teri Hoon Pappu Ki Tohh Nahi.

 

hindi non veg jokes

  1. Baaaap- is ladki me aisaaa kya hai ki tuuu shaadi ke liye
    itni zid karrrr raha hai ?

Beta- dad ye bachpan me anguuuutha bahut achchha
choosti thhi aur abb me usse kya.
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Ummeed kartaa hu aap samajh gayeeee honge. jokes in hindi non veg 140 words.

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56.bussss stop peee ekkk ladki dupattaaa baandhe khadi thi. Tabhi ek uncle aaye orh bole.

Arey janeman ek barrrr is chehreeee ka didaar toh kara de.
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Ladki – papa me huuuu.

i know that these funny non veg jokes is very useful for those people who is very sad. these hindi jokes collection is specially made for these types of people.  yaha tak muje pata hai dunia me sabse muskil kaam hai kisi insaan ko hasana. agar apppme bhi wo kala hai jisse app dusre insaan ko apne veg or non veg joke ke jariye hasa sakte ho. toh app hame contact us form ka use karke contact kar sakte hai. orh app apne funny hindi jokes ko hame send kar sakte hai. ham apko vishwas dilate hai. ki har sunday ko ham top 3 non veg jokes ko iss page par jarur post karenge.

quetions1- kis type ke funny hindi jokes iss website par post kiye jate hai.

answer- yaha par har type ke jokes post kiye jate hai. like funny jokes in hindi, non veg jokes, adult jokes hindi, funny jokes for girlfrind, non veg hindi jokes for boyfriend etc. it mean apko har type ke jokes send karne ka moka mila hai.

 

question2- me apne funny hindi non veg jokes ko kaha orh kaise submit karu?

answers- agar appke pass mast wale funny hindi jokes hai toh app ye mast adult jokes ko hame submit kar sakte hai. ham inhe apni website par jarur publish karenge. ase mast non veg jokes ko submit karne ke liye app hame contact us ke form ke jariye contact kar skate hai.

 

question3- kitne dino me mere funny non veg jokes iss website par post honge.

answer- actully bhai logo me pas kaffi projects hai jiske jariye me kaffi buzy rehta hu. but me apko ek promise karta hu ki apke funny hindi jokes or apke adult dirty jokes 1 week ke under hi iss website par post ho jaynge.

 

 

 

non veg jokes, ye non veg jokes mene inernet se search kareke sepcially apke liye post kiye hai. agar apke pas koi mast sa non veg jokes hai toh app yaha par submeit kar sakt hai. or ha pp contact us ke form ese bhi contact akre sakte hai.

 

apko iss website par har type ke jokes milgena. chahe app non veg jokes in hindi ho, ya koi adult dirty non veg shayari, funny non veg jokes in hindi langunage 140 words, apko yaha very funny adult hindi jokes, hindi non veg jokes hindi , funny non veg jokes milte hai. joki app apne dosto ko send kar sakte hia.

app in top 5 dirty funny non veg jokes category colletion ko bhi pad sakate hai. non veg adult jokes in hindi category: non veg hindi jokes

agar apko ye dirty adult Non veg jokes in hindi language 140 words pasand. aye toh inhe facebook orh whatsapp par share jarur kare.

29 COMMENTS

  1. meje apni girlfriend ko non veg sms send karne hai. plz muje non veg jokes joki double meanig wla ho batye. takki meri gf padte hi khush ho jaye.

  2. sir, i was looking for best non veg jokes in hindi language 140 words, so that i cant those adult dirty joke to my boyfriend. actually he is so shy boy. i want to make him confertable. 😉

      • helloo bro…thanks. joke toh mast hai agar apke pase koi joke ho to comment me submit kare. copy paste disable kiya gya hai. kyuki kuch log hai jo bc content copy karrte hai. unke liye baba ji ka thuuluu.. dont woory bro me kuch jugad karta hu ki bas 1 pura jokes copy ho sake.

  3. ME apni gf ko send karne ke liye hind non veg jokes dhund rha tha.orh iss website par mue wo mila jo muje chaiye tha adult hindi non veg jokes 140 words. thanks

  4. yar ye toh mast non veg jokes hai. inko pake maza aa gya par me inhe copy kaisse karu. i want to send this non veg hindi jokes to my girlfriends.

    • udey ji .. thankss.. me apki request ko dhyam me rakhunaga. but spam ko rokne ke liye non veg hindi jokes par se copypaste diable kar diya gya hai. hopes you will understand my point. 🙂

  5. ye non veg jokes mene apni girlfriends ko bhese. pehle toh wo mujse bahut hi jyada gussa hoi. par badd me boli ki jokes ache the. muje orh non veg jokes send karo. me heran tha uski ye baaat sunkar. orh under hi undeer khus bhi tha. thanks bhai ase mast mast gande non veg jokes post karne ke liye.

    apse ek request orh hai. sir app kamse kam week me 1 bar in nonveg jokes ko update kiya kare. kyuki ab mene pura page pad liya hai. app sare jokes purane lagte hai. mujko.

    • swedesh ji apne jo hindi non veg jokes submit kara hai. wo kaffi mast hai. ham kuch dino me apka nonveg jokes ko submit karne wale hai.

  6. hi admin, nine non veg jokes, maja aa gya bhai. but ek problem hai admin bro tum in non veg jokes ko update kyu nhi karte. rojana ek mast jokes dala karu yar plz.

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