comedy sms Funny Shayari in Hindi language for girlfriend Boyfriend 140 words majedar gf bf

 comedy sms Funny Shayari in Hindi language for girlfriend Boyfriend 140 words majedar gf bf:

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Dekhhha tujhhhe to rooh khush ho gayiii
EEEk kammmi thi woh bhiii puri ho gayiii
Pagaaal hain woooh log jo kehteee hain kiii
Chimpanzzzi ki aakhrrri nasall kahin kho gayiii

Haaar zindagi pyaaar ki mohtaz nahiii hotiii…
or haaar safeeed imarat Tajjj nahi hotiii
Arrre pyar main marnnne walo kabhiii yaari mein jikarrr dekho…
kyunkkki kalyug maiin koi ladki mumtajjj nhi hottiii…

 

Muqaddaaar meiiin rat kiii…
neennnd nahi to kyaaa huaaa
Huuum bhi muqaddaaar ko dhokaaa de karrr…
diiin ko so jataaay hainnn.

Yaaar Wo tumhhhe door se dekhhh kar
apnnna DUPPTTA sambhaaal leti haiii.
Waaah… wahhh…
Maaai hairaaan hoon is baattt se k
wo itnnni door se tumharrra KAMINAPAN kaise pehchannn leti haiii.

 

Tuuum door sahhhi majboor sahiii
phiiir bhhhi yaad tumhari aatiii haiii.
Tuuum saannns wahan lete ho badboooo yahan takkk aati haiii

 

Dosttto Wo Aaye Hamarrre Kabar Per Diyaaa Bujha Gayeee
Wo Aayyye Hamare Kabaaar Per Diya Bujhaaa Gaye
Auuur Diye Me Jooo Tel Tha Siiir Pe Laga Gayeee

Dhadkaaan Diiil Ki Ruk Jatiii Hai
Sanssse Aksaaar Tham Jatiii Hai
Bahuuut Buri Halaaat Hoti Hai Yaarooo
Jaaab GF Se Shaadddi Karne Ki Naubattt Aati Haiii

 Funny Shayari in Hindi language for girlfriends:

Arrrz Kia Haiii :
Aalllu Kya Gobhhhi Bhi Khayaaa Karo
Aalllu Kya Gobhhhi Bhi Khayaaa Karo
Us Gallli Mein Rehnnne Waliii
Kabhhhi Kabhi Humarrri Gali Bhiii Aaya Karooo

Pyaaar Ke Geeeet Gayengeee Hum

Apnnni Ek Nayyyi Duniya Basaayengeee Hum
Jooo In Hawaaooon Se Diya Bujhhh Gayaaa
Unhhhe Bech Kar Philippps Ke Bulbbb Layengeee Hum.

 

 

 

 

Diiil hai sachhhha aur dimaag haiii Kachhaaa
Waaah wahhh
Diiil hai sachhha aur dimaag haiii Kachhaaa
Waaah wahhh
Tere msgggs nahi aa rahhhe kya baattt hai Bachhaaa

Haaar nazaaar ko ek nazarrr ki talashhh hai
Haaar chehre meiiin kuchh to ehsahhh hai
Aapssse dosti huuum yun hi nahiii kar baitheree
Kyyya karen hamarrri pasand hi kuchhh KHAAS haiii.

 

Ishhhq Key Khayaaal Bohat Hainnn
Ishhhq Key Charchhhe Bohat Hainnn
Sochttte Hain Huuum Bhi Kar Le Ishqqq
Paaar Sunte Haiiin Ishq Mein Kharcheee Bohat Hainnn

Sitarrro me aap Hawssao me aap Fizaooo me aappp
Baharrro me aaap Dhop me aap Chaaonnn me aapp
Saccch hi suna haaai ki buri aatmaooo ka koi thikana nahiii hotaaa…

 

Jaaab dhokkka mila pyaarrr me
Zindagggi me udasssi si chhaa gayiii
Sochhha chhod dettte hai is raahhh kooo
Tabhhhi kambhakhhht mohalley me dusriii aa gayiii…

Yaaaad hum bhhhi aapko karteee hainnn
Yaaaad aaaap bhi humkooo karte hainnn
Farrrq sirf itnna hai kiii
Huuum yaad aannne par sms karteee hain
Aaaap SMS aannne par yaad karteee hainnn…

 

Funny Shayari in Hindi language 140 words

very Funny Shayari in Hindi language:

Yarrro Mohabbaaat ke kharchooon ki badi lambi kahaniii hai
Kabhhhi film dikhannni hai toh kabhi shoppinggg karani haiii
Masteeer roj kehttta hai kahan hai feesss ke paiseee
Useeey samjhauuun mai kaise ki mujheee chori pataniii hai.

Aapkkki chaal mooor jaisi awaz koyalll jaisi
dimaaag lomdddi jaisa gussaaa sher jaisaaa
aankheeen hirannn jaisiii.
Kitnnna achha hottta agar 2-3 qualities insanowaliii bhi hotiii

 

Apnnni Suraaat ka kabhi to didaarrr de
tadaaap raha hu kabhhhi to apna pyaarrr de
Apnnni awaaz nahhhi sunani to mattt sunaaa
Kaaam se kaaam 1 Missed call heeee maarrr de…

Naaa tu Sayaaar hai na tu sayarrr ka bhatijaaa hai…
Naaa tu Sayaaar hai na tu sayarrr ka bhatijaaa hai…
Tu terrre maa baaaap ke manoranjannn ka natijaaa hai…

 

 

Merrre pyaaar ko bewfa ka naammm de gaiii
merrre diiil ko yaado ka paigammm de gaiii
mainnne kahhha ki mere diiil me bhut darddd hai
to idiooot jattte jate jhandu baammm de gaiii…

Jaldbazzzi me Shaadddi karke sara jivannn bigad logeee
WaaahWahhh.
Jaldbazzzi me Shaadddi karke sara jivan bigad logeee.
Soccch samaj ke karoggge to bhi kya ukhaddd loge

EEEk khwab hi thaaa jisne kabhhhi sath na chhodaaa
Hakikaaat to badalte rahattte hai mere haalatonnn ke sath saaath…………

Ayyye sanam tumhhhe khush dekh kaaar hi khush ho jataaa hu
Auuur ab tu hi battta sachi mohabbattt kya hoti haiii……

Kuccchh pal me liyyye apne sanseee ROK kar dekhooo
Baaas itni hi takleeef deti hai aapkkki judai hameee…………….

Kyyyu kar rahhhe ho bhala tum bagavattt khud seee
Maaan kyu nahhhi lete tumhe bhi hamsheee mohabbattt hai………

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