doctor ka azib sawal mast top 5 gande jokes in hindi for girlfriends gf non veg

 

top 5 gande jokes in hindi for girlfriends:

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1. Sadhuu: apneee see badddi ko maa orh chhhoti ko beti orh  baraabar wali ladki ko behen manoo.

 

Bhakatt: babaaa assa karrro. yee L**ND tummm hi rakkkh looo aapkkko jadddi buttti kuttne ke kaam aayyyega.

 

 

 

 

2.Ek orat doctor ke pass gai orh bolii:

Doctorr Saab Koiiii Aisssi Dawwwayi bataye.

Jisse Merrre Pattti Ka La*nd Pattharr See Jyaddda Sakhttt Ho Jayee.

 

Doctor Nee 1 Gehrrra Saanss liya orh kuch der soch kar bola:

apko Sirfff Chu* dwwwana Hai Yaaa Massale Bhiiii Pissswane Hai.

 

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3.gande jokes in hindi for girlfriend:

U.P. ke ek gaoo me ek bahuti hi gorii bahuu aii.

 

Ek budia boli: aye bahu toh bahut hi gori hai? kya baat hai?

Ladka: are amma landon me rahi hai. gori toh hogi hai.

 

Budia: are beta, ham bhi sari umar lan*do me hi rhe hai. par kabhi rang me koi fark nhi pada.

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.arzz kiyaaa hai…
Ehsaan Kissssika Kyyya Lennnna, Ham Mu*thhh marke Guzzzarra Karttte Hei.
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Gor farmaiygaaa.

 

Ehsaan Kissssika Kyyya Lennnna, ???

 

Ham Mu*thhh marrke Guzzzarra Karttte Hei.
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Jabb Yaaddd Sanam Ki Aaati Hai toh Uthh Uttth Kee Dobaarrra Karttte Hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Girrrl anddd boy lossst in junnngle Afffter tttwo dayyys of strrruggle for food and
watttter.

 

girl sadddid-yrr plzz muje cho**do

boy ssaid: why?

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……….. girl said: abe. kuch tohh anddder
jayegga.

 

 

 

6. gande jokes in hindi for girlfriend:

Sweet diaalogg of friendship:

(afterr havingg serious fightt with yourr closse friend)

sarrrriii battte bhul jaaaa…

 

 

yar. Please sarrri baate bhul jaar. (orh jaise hi wo apka dost pyar se dhekne lage)
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aaaa pakaddkarr jhullllllllllllllll ja.

 

 

 

 

 

7.yaaarr karrrna haaai tohh nirma powder waali se karo.. Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Kyuuu kiii wo kehhhttti haai Pehlllle isstttemal karrro phirrrr vissshwasssh karrrro.

 

 

8. gande jokes in hindi for girlfriend:

True lovvve iss wheeen a Boy assks thee girrrl forr aa kissss andd Girrrl simpllyyy closees herrr eyees andd allowed the boy to kiss her. Butboy use lip par nhi mathe par kiss karta hai orh bolta hai ki inn sab kamo ke liye umar padi hai.

 

9. Bhaiii loggg Yeee sabbb Chu**tiyapanti hai. Jidddhar bhi moooka mileee missssion puurrra karrrdenaa.  Justtt remember the one who hesssitates. Lattter mass**turrbbbatte..

 

 

 

 

 

 

10 .1  arrrea mee redd paadi.

 

Police neee sabbbhi call girrrls ko linee mme khaddda kiyyya.

 

Wahhhan see ek Budhiya gujarr rahi thi. Usene ek girrrl se puchhaa: kyyya huaaa??

 

 

 

 

 

girl neee kahhha: Ammmma Aamm battt rahee hai.

 

Budhiiiiya bhiiii lineee mee lagggg gai.

gande jokes in hindi 140 words

 

 

Jabbb Budhhhi ki barrri ayi tohh Policewala neee kaaaha Ammaaa Aapppp bhi??

 

Ammaaa bollli-

bujurrrgg hu tohh kya??

Chuus tohh saktti hu.

 

 

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