double meaning question answer jokes pappu in hindi for girlfriend gf bf gande joke for girl frined

double meaning question answer jokes pappu in hindi for girlfriend gf bf gande joke for girl frined:

double meaning question answer jokes aapp apni girlfriend ko jarur send karna chanhenge. kyuki ase mast orh funny double meaning jokes padkar apki girlfrind (gf) ko acha lagega. orh ase double meaning question answer jokes ko padke app apni gf ko thoda sa open bhi

 

Girl ne  Paaappu se pucha: Woh kyaaa hai jo coww ke paas 4 orhhh mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legss

Girl : Wohhh kya hai jo tumharrrri panttt me hai orhh merrri panttt me naaahi hai?
Pappu answer: Pockettt.

Girl : Woh kyaaaa hai jo logggg din me karneee ke bajayyye raatttt ko bisttttar peee karte hai.
answer by innocent pappu: Neenddd puri karrrte hai.

Girl : Wohhh kyaa chizz hai..joki larki pehlllli daffffa karwaaattte hueee darrrd ssse rotttti hai?
Pappu : Kaaaan me chheeedd.

moral :Aap bhi apni sochhh pappu ki tarah saafff rakhe.

 

 

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Girlll- Aaajj matttt dalllo.
Boyfriend- Kyo nahi dalu.?  Me toh dalunga man kar raha hai mera.
Girlfriend- Kalll tumm daal kee so gayyye thee. Baahut darrrrd huaa.

me purrri raattt massslti raaahi

orhh ppani bhiii nikkkallta raha mujjjhe lagggata hai yeee.

 

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eye drop kharab ho gai hai.

(me acha ladka hu. Gande sms nhi send karta)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Weekendnight, wife romantic moond me bokti hai.

 

aj mujjjje Rassi ssse bandddh doh.

orhh jo kaarrrrna chaaho kar looo.

Husband neee use rassiii se bannndha

Orhh..

dosto ke saath ghoomneee chaala gayaa.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ekkk Ladddka orh ekkk Ladddki kiii shaadi hui..
Aappp yakeen naaahi karrroge kee doosrrey
diiin hi Unnnka Bachaaaa hua.

 

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khaaana kharrab ho gaaya..
Fridge mee naaahi rakkha thaaa na isliye!

 

 

 

 

double meaning question answer jokes pappu in hindi for girlfriend

 

Ek hindi  ke teacher ki khhuli zippp dekhhh karrr
classs ki ladkiyaaa hansene lagiii ?

Teacher ko guassa aya:

teacher neee ladkiyo se kaaha ke
hehe hee karnaaa banddh karo.

warnnna nikaal karrr kharrra karrdongga.

double meaning  jokes for girlfriends 

 

 

 

 

mmeri tarafff se appko 1 “ pyari si PaaPPI”

Aapppki saaheli ko bhi  “ 1 PaPPI”

Apki Saaheli kkki sahhheli ko bhi ek pyari ssii Paaappi

Batauuu bhaaala kiuuuu?

Kyukkii Aaj hiiii merrrre doggyyy neee

15 pappi ko janammmm diyaa hai.

 

 

 

Boyyyy: Kesssa Feellll Karrr Rahi Hooo?
Girl: Kalll Raatttt To Haddd Hogggai.
Ufffffff.  Apne 2 Ghantee tak kkiya.

 

,Meri Tohhh Jaan Hi Nikkkkal Gai.
Sareee Kapray Geeleey Ho Gaye The.
Pehleee To Ekkk Ghannnta Karrrte The.
Maggggar Kallll Tohh 3 Ghantey Tak kiya.. meri Saans He Nahiiii ani di.
1 Ghanta Bii Bohat Tha.
Ye 3 Ghantaaa Ki
Loaddd Shedddding Toh Jaan Hiii Nikaalll Detttti Hai.

 

 

Girllll: Basss Krrro, Kisineee Deeekh Liyyya Toh.
Boyy: Kuchhh Nahi Hogggga Tummm Basss
Sidhiiii Raho.

 

orhhr Purrra Dikhao,
Thodddda orh Karrne Do,
Agggar Nahiii Dikhaaaya tohh Me,
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Fail Hooo Jaugggga.

agar apko ye hindi double meaning  jokes for girlfriends  ache lage. toh appa apni bandi ko yani ki apni girlfriend ko ye double meaning joke jarur send kare.

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