Top 10 funny double meaning jokes in hindi language 140 words gf bf gande jokes boss friends dost

Top 10  funny  double meaning jokes in hindi language 140 words gf bf gande jokes boss friends dost:

funny double meaning jokes , ohr gande double meaning hindi jokes joki app apne close friends orh girlfriends ko share kar sakte hai. agar ham close friends ki baat kare toh apko ye bbat manti koi atraaj hoga ki. close frineds ohr girlfriends ke sath ye funny double meanig jokes ko send karne me maza ata hai. jaha tak muje ladkio ke bare me pata hai. agar aapp unko ye double meaning hindi jokes send akre toh. wo apko toh ase show karegi ki unko ye gande hindi jokes pasand nhi hai. but wohi ladki apni sari frnds ko wohi double meaining non veg joke send karke maje legi h. app bhi abb piche nhi rahe apne dostko ko ye mast gande wale double meaning jokes send karke enjoye kare.

 

Girl (baba ke pass gai orh boli):  Baaba merrra Boyfrrrrnd kabbb sudddhrega?
Babaaa: Useee layiii ho?
Girlll: Nahi wo Gharrr parrr hai.
Babbba: Ok toh tum apniii Brrra utttaro.
Girl: Kyuu baba?
Baaba: Ussske Hatttho ki lakeerrre dekkkhni hai.

 

 

 

 

 

Mene usek kaha ki  : If youu lovee me, toh kalll redd pahaaan keee aana.
Wooo blackk pehhhan keee aayi.
Mujheee burrra laga.
Parrrr Jabbb wo coffeeee uthaannne jhukkki tohhhh mene jaana ,
Pagliii andarrr seee pyarrrr karrti thiii.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uffoooo Kiiaaa Karrrteee Ho
Duurrr Hattt Jaooo
Koiii Dekhe Gaaa Tohhh Kia
Socheee Gaaa ??
Aqaaal Naaahi Hai Kiyyyya ?
Uffff Abi Nhi Kroooona
Akele Me Krrrrrna
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Naak saaf
Hameeesha Gannnda Sochnaaaa.

 

 

funny non veg jokes in hindi 140 words

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baaachi Tohhh Nahi Thhhi Bharrrr Poorrr Jawannn Thi Wo.
Jaaab Daalneee Laga Meee Toh.
Thorrrri Parrrreshan Thhhi Wo.
Huaaaa Darrrd Useeee Itnnnna k Seh Naaa Sakkiiii Wo.
Khoon Nikaltttta Deeekh kaaaar Roney Laaaagi wo
Taakleffff Ittttni Hoi Chilllla keee Boloooi Bahirrr Nikalo
Please Bade Size kiiii Chooriyaaaa Mere Hathoooo Meeeee Dalo.
1 Laddddka orh 1 Ladki kiii shaadi hui..

Aap yakeeeeen nnnahi karrrrogee kke doosrey ddddin hi

Unnnnnka Bachaa huaaaa
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kkkkkhana kharrrrab ho gaaaya..

Friidddge meee naaahi raaaakha thaaa na.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naniiii (bacce se bolti hai): Soja DIPLOMaa sojjjja!
Padosannnn: diploma kyo bulaaati ho isssse?
Naniiii: Meri laddddki Colleeeege DIPLlllOMA lene gayi thi,
par  yee leeke aaaa gayi.

 

 

Ladyyy docttor paaagal  paaaatient seee: Merrrrra Dupatta Utaaaaro

Pagalll: Ok.

 

Laady doctor: Abbb Merrrri kaameezz Uttttaro.

Paggggal: Ok.

Lady doctorrr again: Ab jalllldi seeee Merrrri Sallllwwwar bhi uttttaro.

jalllldi uttttaro naa.

Pagal: Okkkkkk ji.

Lady doc: orhhhh aage se Kabaahi Merrre Kapppde Nai Pehnooooge.

 

(aaj firr se apki double meaning soch ko salam.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

usaae dekkkh karrrr pakaddddne kooo dillll chaaahata…
pakkkkad karrrr dabaneee ko dillll chaaaahata…
dabbbba karrrr chuseee neee ko ko jeeee chahata
haiiiii kya karrrre yaarrr…
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aam kkka seasonnn sssaal me ekkk baarrr hhhhi to aata hai..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

funny double meaning jokes in hindi language 140 words

 

 

 

 

Girlfriend -Haaam bahutttt baddddnaam
Ho chukeee hai.

Ab humeee shaaadi
karrr leeeni chahiyeeee.
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boyfriiend-lekkkin ittttni badddnami ke baad..
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haamseee,
Shadddi Kareeega Kon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Raatttt Bhaaar wooo naaahi aayeeyee.
hameee hilaaa hilaaa keee so gayyyye.
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(hamesh double menaing hi sochege) me bol rha tha ki  wo Bijjjli thiiii jo aayi Naaahiii.

orhhh
wo Pannnkhhha thaaa jo haaam hilaaa hilllla ke sogayeee.

funny  double meaning jokes in hindi language 140 words.

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