top 5 mast gande non veg jokes in hindi for girfriends

top 5 mast gande non veg jokes in hindi for girfriends:

laadki: buss stopp parr whispeer kaa packet lekarrr khadi thii…
bhikarrrri: kuchhh deeee dooo behen,
ladkiiii : kuch nahi hai. mere pass.. pleae go away.
bikhari: ye bread ka packet hi de dooo..,
ladki(gusse me) kal aanaaa sauceee lagaaa kar dungiii. J

 

 

 

dosssto ne dhokkke see jaammm pila diyaaa,
mehbubbbba ne humseee apppna daman chuuuuda liaya,
woooo jab jaa rahiiiiiiii thi mu modkarrr..
humne use pukaraaa. orh law*da dhika diya.
netaaaa gao ke ek ghar me jakar… ek aurat se bola: ab hum aaaa gayeee hai abb vishwasss  hoga.

aurattt: pichhli barrrr bhi tumneee yehi kaaaha thaaa… par muni. hui thi.!!

 

 

 

 

 

akbar ne birball se bola :yaar, meriii beguuum kabhi kabhiiiii mere neeche kee baallllllll kheenchhhti hai.

 

birbal bola: saza do saalllli ko, jisss dinnn khincheyyyy ussi din 2 bar aaaage seee chodo,  2 barrrr peecheee see, 3 bar khaaade hoke, 5b bar betha ke, 5 bar gaand mei shottt  maaro.

akbar: abbay bho dkke, sazaaaa uskooo  deniiii hai yaaa mujhe??

 

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classs men goluu nee teacheeer se puchaa.

 

 

goluu: mammm bachheee kesi peda hote hai?

 

 

 

teacher sarmate hue: assman see ekkk sunderrr sssi pariiii aati hai, aurrr maaaa ke takiyeee keee niche ek foolll rakh ke chali jaaaati hai. aur agleee dinnn vo ek nanha sa bacha ban jaaata haii..

pappu yeee sab sun raha thhaa, usss se raha na gaaaya bench se uthaaa. orh madammm seee bola:

 

pappu: madam, tohh kyaaa wo thokkka thukayiiii wala kammmm ab bandddd hooo gayaaa haii.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ekkk teacherrr chumban kaaa virooodh karttte hue bachhooo kooo sammmjhaaa raha thhhha.

teacher: jjjab koi ladkiii kisi laddddke ko kiss kartiii hai toh woh apneee munh seee dusre keee munh me 50,000 kitaaanu transferrr kartttti hai. our iskaaa koi ilajjj nahi hai.

 

 

sab bacheeee khamoshhhh ho gayeeee orh darrrr gaye.

 

top 5 mast gande non veg jokes in hindi for girfriends

 

parrrrr apne pappu koooo pataaa thha kii teacherrr chu*tiyaaa kaat rahaaa hai.

 

thodi der me pappu kuch soch ke bola:

pappu: sirrr, iskaaa ilaajjj hai.

teacher hairannn hooo gaya: kya ilaajjj hai??

pappuuu: sirrrr simpleee hai.  uska chumban usko wapiiisss de do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ekk ladkeee nee apniiii gf ko smsss kiya.

boy: kal dateee pe tumm mujhe kissss karne dogi naa?

girl: nnnnahi kisi ne dekhhh liya to.

boy: kkkoi nahi dekheeega, trush me… bharosa rakho mujh parrrr.

girl: ok jaanu de doongi.

boy: “boobs choosne dogi?”

girl: ok yaarrr wo bhi choos lenaaaa.

15 minute ke baaaad ladkeee ka firrr seee msg aata hai.

boy:nnnahi yaarrr..,yeh sab ghalatttt hai, me tumheeee touch bhi nahi karna chahtaaaa, hamara pyaarrrr pavitarrr hai.

 

 

girl: bos*dk ke mujheee pata hai. tune ab mu*th maarrr li hai kutt*ey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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